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[quarkylass]

i know it is bad to skip school but i think something is wrong
i woke up this morning and i started sneezing...
and i was going to go but then my throat hurt and i turned bluaenf

[ Oops, a sneeze anihilated that last word. She turns on the video and she's uh. Got a small...blue skin problem.... ]



I look like a smurf. [ Sniffle, miserably dog whine. :( ] I don't think this is normal at all...maybe I should just go back to bed.

How do people put up with being sick all the time? This really sucks!

Comments

[badnewsboy]

"What is Loki?" of course.

[maiditoutalive]

why is that the question

[badnewsboy]

"Why is Loki?" sounds a bit silly.

[maiditoutalive]

when has that ever stopped you

[badnewsboy]

Never! "Why" turns the gears of the universe, after all.

[maiditoutalive]

the gears of the universe turn whether or not you question it

[badnewsboy]

Not so literally.

[maiditoutalive]

how would you know?
have you ever looked at a universe from the outside

[badnewsboy]

Only from the inside. The metaphoric gears of the inside.

[maiditoutalive]

so you wouldnt know would you
the answer is no
before you can pull some nice sounding flimflam together to cover it up

[badnewsboy]

I don't like the sound of "flimflam."

[maiditoutalive]

whats wrong with it
its a good word
i used it correctly and appropriately

[badnewsboy]

It's far too flam-like.

[maiditoutalive]

youve made better arguments

[badnewsboy]

Flam-esque? Not enough flim.

[maiditoutalive]

youre reaching loki

[badnewsboy]

Nonsense! I am "reeling it in."

[maiditoutalive]

that doesnt even make sense

[badnewsboy]

Sometimes things in Midgard do not.

[maiditoutalive]

wow no
you cant just wiggle out of this with a line like that

[badnewsboy]

And what would it take for you to release your iron grip on me?

[maiditoutalive]

cold hard logic
or a bribe if youre feel you can come up with a good one

[badnewsboy]

Another day in the life of Loki. I'll buy you a cake in a cup.

[maiditoutalive]

oh my god
a what
this sounds amazing
why didnt you mention this sooner

[badnewsboy]

It was my ace in the hole, and it remains a sufficient bribe. So it shall be! And so on and so forth.