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[razorback]

[a kid comes into frame, he's wearing cargo pants and looks 100% geared up for war]

So, where do I get my class schedule?

Uh. And if I had a gun with me before showing up, is it still around? I'd like it back.

[he's always facing the camera as he speaks, someone observant might notice he's not nearly as calm as he's trying to look]

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[razorback]

You're kidding.

[sossery]

I do happen to know my own name.

[razorback]

Which version? Because classic Arthurian legend is kind of a mess, but you can't be the Harry Potter one...

Unless there's a prequel, but that'd be a weird.

[sossery]

The what? My room-mate?

[razorback]

You live with Harry Potter?

[sossery]

Yesss? Oh, sure, you believe he exists, but I'm kidding.

[razorback]

What? So you're not Merlin?

[sossery]

I am Merlin. I also know magic and sarcasm.

[razorback]

Defense mechanism, right?

[sossery]

... I'm not sure.

[razorback]

How long have you been here?

[sossery]

Must be... around a month now.

[razorback]

Do you believe the whole fictional thing?

[sossery]

I don't really care.

[razorback]

Why not? Were you killed?

[sossery]

That's an unusual conclusion to jump to. No, someone I cared about is ... uhm, sort of dead, but he'll be coming back. I just have to wait for him.

[razorback]

[ shrugs ]

Right. The king, I guess?

[sossery]

King Arthur, yes.

[razorback]

Sailed to Avalon to get healed.

[sossery]

I put him on the boat to sail to Avalon, yes.

[razorback]

Look, I'm sorry. But that's where the legend stops.

[sossery]

He'll come back. He has to. And I'll be there when he does.

[razorback]

Do something useful while you wait. He wouldn't be happy if he found out you spent all that time sulking.

[sossery]

I'm not--It isn't sulking.

[razorback]

It looks like sulking.