MARCH FIFTEENTH

[expositional]

To assist in solving this mystery, I am obliged to inform you all that it is not simply male to female transformations that are occurring..

Comments

[mindoirsurvivor]

Hunh.

[expositional]

I don't know how to be clearer.

[mindoirsurvivor]

No, I understood. It's just... unexpected.

[expositional]

Believe me, this was the last thing I imagined possible.

[mindoirsurvivor]

Need the day off, tomorrow?

[expositional]

Why would I? My gender has no effect on the kind of work I can do.

[mindoirsurvivor]

Just thought it might be a little hard to adjust to. Not to mention potentially embarrassing.

[expositional]

i-I'm not embarrassed!

[mindoirsurvivor]

Then I'm wrong.

[expositional]

See you at work.

[mindoirsurvivor]

Good morning.

[knifed]

I am unaffected.

[expositional]

Good to know.

[reanimated]

This is the worst and most sexually confusing trip of my bloody life.

[expositional]

I apologize..

[reanimated]

At least I was right with calling you ladyboy.

[expositional]

I see you are the same as ever.

[dormalcy]

Oh, you too?

[expositional]

I.. see.

[dormalcy]

Yes, isn't it so difficult to have the opposite genitalia than you are used to? I agree that it is difficult.

[expositional]

Do you really have to say it like that?

[gotbent]

this has to get fixed pronto

[expositional]

oh

[gotbent]

please.

[expositional]

i


I'll do my best to.. help you.

[ramendate.livejournal.com]

None of my clothes fit right...

[expositional]

Oh.

[ramendate.livejournal.com]

You're our resident ace detective, right? You'll be able to get to the bottom of this?