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[brotimaeus]

ya know what i miss?
fried food.
and i dont mean the shitty barely-passing-for-fried food were gettin here.
i mean the real grease-fried holy shit this could only be the lone star state gastronomic heaven/hell combo from back home.
fried butter.
chilli.
jalapeño corndog shrimps.
oh my holy christ you havent fuckin lived until youve tried texan food.
i mean that shit is amazing.
and the steak.
ive only found one place here to get a half decent steak its a motherfuckin travesty.
and i miss cornbread.
i dont reckon i ever ate enough cornbread.
if anyone can find me cornbread ill eat my hat.
except i wont eat my hat cause fuck that ill have cornbread.
aint no time for hat eating.
i might just be real fuckin grateful.

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[brotimaeus]

2oz of butter on a stick, dipped in batter, fried for three minutes.
ngl it kinda tastes like french toast.

[geminated_man]

[geminated_man]

That is the most ingenious thing I've ever heard in me fuckin' life, mate. Where can a bloke get himself one of them tasty little treats?

[brotimaeus]

this is where im having the problem.
they dont fuckin know how to make food here.
i think im going to have to take matters into my own hands.