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[brotimaeus]

ya know what i miss?
fried food.
and i dont mean the shitty barely-passing-for-fried food were gettin here.
i mean the real grease-fried holy shit this could only be the lone star state gastronomic heaven/hell combo from back home.
fried butter.
chilli.
jalapeño corndog shrimps.
oh my holy christ you havent fuckin lived until youve tried texan food.
i mean that shit is amazing.
and the steak.
ive only found one place here to get a half decent steak its a motherfuckin travesty.
and i miss cornbread.
i dont reckon i ever ate enough cornbread.
if anyone can find me cornbread ill eat my hat.
except i wont eat my hat cause fuck that ill have cornbread.
aint no time for hat eating.
i might just be real fuckin grateful.

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[tookthename]

Yeah not sure anyone does.

You going to give me a time and a place or are you going to make the lady plan the first date?

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[brotimaeus]

wait what.
who said anythin about a date.

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[tookthename]

What, are you telling me you're the kind of guy who'd marry a girl with out even going on a date first?
I'm disapointed, Strider.

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[brotimaeus]

you cant be serious.

[DON'T FREAK HIM OUT LIKE THIS CAROL.]

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[tookthename]

Has anything but our collective needs for fried food been serious?

Wait, you weren't really proposing to me, were you?

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[brotimaeus]

what was your first clue.

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[tookthename]

When you proposed to me because of fried foods.

So you can joke about marriage but not dating?

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[brotimaeus]

wheres your sense of humor, girl?
i dont date.
way too fuckin complicated.

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[tookthename]

Hey, I was rolling with it. You're the one that broke character first.