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[brotimaeus]

ya know what i miss?
fried food.
and i dont mean the shitty barely-passing-for-fried food were gettin here.
i mean the real grease-fried holy shit this could only be the lone star state gastronomic heaven/hell combo from back home.
fried butter.
chilli.
jalapeño corndog shrimps.
oh my holy christ you havent fuckin lived until youve tried texan food.
i mean that shit is amazing.
and the steak.
ive only found one place here to get a half decent steak its a motherfuckin travesty.
and i miss cornbread.
i dont reckon i ever ate enough cornbread.
if anyone can find me cornbread ill eat my hat.
except i wont eat my hat cause fuck that ill have cornbread.
aint no time for hat eating.
i might just be real fuckin grateful.

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[brotimaeus]

depends on who you ask.

[interlhoper]

Well i do think im asking you.

[brotimaeus]

you know.
never mind.
this train of thought is gettin circuitous.
back to the point at hand here kid.
jalapeño corndog shrimps.
you have not fuckin lived.

[interlhoper]

I have lived plenty thanks.
But think they sell those in any shops here???

[brotimaeus]

if they do i aint seen any.
i may have to take steps.
its a serious fuckin oversight.

[interlhoper]

Let me know what you discover dude.
This is definitely an adventure id be interested in coming along on.