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[ohmycod]

aight bottomfeeders open your spongeclots or whatever hearin organs you got

now that all of you arent sick from the sopored up shit everyfin turned into i wanted to announce

i recently came into possession of a whale lot of glubbin cake

dont axe how

[ That is not a sketchy way of wording it. ]

i aint gonna eat all this myself so come and get it

[ This is her plan to get to see if people actually would like her cooking...without mentioning that she baked any of it herself. At least then if the tasteless aliens don't like it she can feign total ignorance as to the identity of the mysterious baker culprit. ]

Comments

[ohmycod]

i have my ways
my connections
but i aint tellin you nofin its no questions asked got it
gotta protect the underground baked good trafficking

now just come get some before i feel like giving you a wedgie and shovin it in your pants

[interlhoper]

Sheesh!!!
I dont even rightly know where im supposed to be going!

[ohmycod]

god the way you glub its just
cod i thought blue buoy was bad
you can rightly come on over to n 104

sheesh strider figured it out on his own
...actually thats kinda creepy
dude was in my room without me knowin
who knows what kinda creepy shit he did
time players man

[interlhoper]

Ill be over in two shakes of a bunnies tail!
No creepiness involved.

[ohmycod]

yeah waterever you say
just get your bass over here

[interlhoper]

Jeez hold your horses!!
Ill be over in two shakes of a lambs tail.

[ohmycod]

oh my cod stop it with the shitty alien animal metaphors before i fork you

[interlhoper]

Wait.
What is 'fork' a substitution for?

[ohmycod]

fork