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[ohmycod]

aight bottomfeeders open your spongeclots or whatever hearin organs you got

now that all of you arent sick from the sopored up shit everyfin turned into i wanted to announce

i recently came into possession of a whale lot of glubbin cake

dont axe how

[ That is not a sketchy way of wording it. ]

i aint gonna eat all this myself so come and get it

[ This is her plan to get to see if people actually would like her cooking...without mentioning that she baked any of it herself. At least then if the tasteless aliens don't like it she can feign total ignorance as to the identity of the mysterious baker culprit. ]

Comments

[callbacks]

let me get this straight
youre offering free food??

[ohmycod]

urg
must
resist
urge
for
profiY--ES
FR--E--E

[callbacks]

shit

[If Meenah turns around she'll find herself suddenly short about six cakes of varying types.]

[ohmycod]

DUD---E!!!
i take that back you are payin me if youre taking that much of my goods

[callbacks]

no givebacks
you shouldve gotten it in writing
damn where did you get these

[maiditoutalive]

did you steal it

[ohmycod]

fell off a truck
shits legit

[maiditoutalive]

has the ten second rule been observed

[ohmycod]

megido these goods are clean
like in both the literal and metaphorical sense

[maiditoutalive]

will you pinky swear to that

[notjohnsmith]

What's the catch?

[ohmycod]

why do ya think theres a catch

[notjohnsmith]

It doesn't matter what we're talking about. In physics, there's no getting around the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In economics, it's called the TANSTAAFL principle. Either way, it boils down to the same thing:

There's always a catch.

[ohmycod]

wow you got me here
you totally called me on my shit
cant get nofin past you

twenty bucks

[notjohnsmith]

No deal.

[fuckincakewake]

u didnt make it did u

[ohmycod]

nooo

[fuckincakewake]

oh
VERY convincin

[ohmycod]

good
now you gonna have some of this shit or are you just gonna keep bein a flight broad bustin my shameglobes

[fuckincakewake]

cake from the batterbitch herself
what do i get outta tasting some nasty ass baked goods
offerin somethin for nothin doesnt seem liek ur style minicondesce

[interlhoper]

You still have cake????

[ohmycod]

i always still have cake nerd

[interlhoper]

What kind is it??

[ohmycod]

what kind do you want
i am gill deep in cakes here
although that might not last long with strider going at them at the speed of an inevitable diabetic coma

[interlhoper]

Howd you end up with so much cake?
I wouldnt mind going to rustle up my own.