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aight bottomfeeders open your spongeclots or whatever hearin organs you got

now that all of you arent sick from the sopored up shit everyfin turned into i wanted to announce

i recently came into possession of a whale lot of glubbin cake

dont axe how

[ That is not a sketchy way of wording it. ]

i aint gonna eat all this myself so come and get it

[ This is her plan to get to see if people actually would like her cooking...without mentioning that she baked any of it herself. At least then if the tasteless aliens don't like it she can feign total ignorance as to the identity of the mysterious baker culprit. ]

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u didnt make it did u

nooo

oh
VERY convincin

good
now you gonna have some of this shit or are you just gonna keep bein a flight broad bustin my shameglobes

cake from the batterbitch herself
what do i get outta tasting some nasty ass baked goods
offerin somethin for nothin doesnt seem liek ur style minicondesce

minicondesce
fun size condesce
i can work it

ok so you people shut up and just eat my god damn cake
i try bein generous and everyone starts actin like im gonna poison em or somefin

bc thats EXACTLY what a bite sized condesce would do
not our fault u were flauntin ur true nature
so we get nothin but cake that potentially isnt posioned but cmon who are we kiddin
what do YOU get

pinky if i wanted to cull you id do it with a fork not with tainted cake
aint my style got it
now i aint tellin you what i get
maybe im testin some waters
now get your sopored ass over here and eat cake and tell me what its like

gurl ive been off the sopor for a couple months now
u would think with our shaky no quite friedship alliance u would make more of an effort to keep track of my big news items like that
if u wanted me to trust u enough to eat food u offered that is

sorry pinky cept not
you are pretty much crazy and frustratin on and off the shit
i mean uh

sorry for reals???
come eat my cake???

sooooo many nopes

what why

well why should i do anything nice for u
u clearly want ppl to eat that cake
either ur trying something tricksy
or ur gettin somethin outta bein nice
either way we arent really at a stage where igaf are we