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[ohmycod]

aight bottomfeeders open your spongeclots or whatever hearin organs you got

now that all of you arent sick from the sopored up shit everyfin turned into i wanted to announce

i recently came into possession of a whale lot of glubbin cake

dont axe how

[ That is not a sketchy way of wording it. ]

i aint gonna eat all this myself so come and get it

[ This is her plan to get to see if people actually would like her cooking...without mentioning that she baked any of it herself. At least then if the tasteless aliens don't like it she can feign total ignorance as to the identity of the mysterious baker culprit. ]

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

no offense but ur buddy kneesocks kinda a nerd jsyk

[ohmycod]

dont be hatin on serket ok
shes a cool nerd

dont tell her i said that

[fuckincakewake]

nah no hatin
got less ofa beef w her than the other serket
tho jakes prob into both anyway

[ohmycod]

yeah now T)(--ER--ES a nerd

[fuckincakewake]

tbh i dont think were usin the same def of nerd rn...

[ohmycod]

the guys a huge nerd
like
if a whale saw him the whale would be all
fuck thats huge
guy talks funny and shit

[fuckincakewake]

what the fuck would a whale care how english talks
plus its cute an endearin

[ohmycod]

only characters in movies and nerds pretendin to be those characters in movies talk like that
also
youd be surprised what whales say
always up in everymobys business

[fuckincakewake]

everymoby
thats pretty funny ngl
i think thats not really an issue 4 landwellers
jake basically is a movie character neway

[ohmycod]

so you gonna talk boat nerds all day or are you gonna eat some of this cake
strider likes the cake
you two are like
dancestors or some shit right
eat the cake