text;

[ohmycod]

aight bottomfeeders open your spongeclots or whatever hearin organs you got

now that all of you arent sick from the sopored up shit everyfin turned into i wanted to announce

i recently came into possession of a whale lot of glubbin cake

dont axe how

[ That is not a sketchy way of wording it. ]

i aint gonna eat all this myself so come and get it

[ This is her plan to get to see if people actually would like her cooking...without mentioning that she baked any of it herself. At least then if the tasteless aliens don't like it she can feign total ignorance as to the identity of the mysterious baker culprit. ]

Comments

[ohmycod]

are you sayin it didnt taste freshly baked