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[maiditoutalive]

does anybody know how you get blood out of carpet

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[notdogmatic]

You don't get blood out of a carpet, you get blood out of a vein.



That was a joke.

[badnewsboy]

http://www.badum-tish.com/

[maiditoutalive]

oh my god
yes it was
kaworu im so proud of you

[notdogmatic]

Thank you.

[maiditoutalive]

but i still need to clean this all up

[notdogmatic]

I am told Coke is more effective than industrial-grade cleaning solvents.

[freakystrong]

D --> It has not dried, has it
D --> Blood is very difficult to remove once it has dried

[maiditoutalive]

some of it is dry?
hes had a lot of time to hunt

[freakystrong]

D --> Who is he

[badnewsboy]

Red carpet may be in order.

[maiditoutalive]

that seems like an excessive solution
ripping out the carpet and replacing it with red

[badnewsboy]

It's a preemptive strike! You'll never have to worry about blood stains ever again.

[callbacks]

sponge it with cold water and then pat it dry a few times with a towel and if that doesnt work try club soda

[badnewsboy]

What properties does the soda of the club have that water may not?

[callbacks]

bubbles???
i dont know man i didnt inherit the science genes
thats just what bro used to use

[maiditoutalive]

you are not the person i expected to have an answer

[callbacks]

what
like bro and i never cleaned our apartment after a domestic altercation

[uneulogized]

Peroxide.

[maiditoutalive]

thats not going to bleach it?

[thneed]

Cold water, dishwasher detergent, ammonia and water, you could create a salt paste or you could use peroxide or you could...

Wait.

[thneed]

WAIT WAIT WAIT-

[ohmycod]

relevant to my interests

[maiditoutalive]

indys gotten good at hunting
the hopbeasts never stood a chance

[Text] sorry for the back tag!

[tookthename]

What happened?

[Text]

[maiditoutalive]

before i realized they were here
indy managed to hunt a bunch down and eat them