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[maiditoutalive]

does anybody know how you get blood out of carpet

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[freakystrong]

D --> It has not dried, has it
D --> Blood is very difficult to remove once it has dried

[maiditoutalive]

some of it is dry?
hes had a lot of time to hunt

[freakystrong]

D --> Who is he

[maiditoutalive]

oh
indy mcnuggets
hes the velociraptor i share with dave

[freakystrong]

D --> What is a velociraptor and why are you sharing it with the human slam poet

[maiditoutalive]

[In response, Aradia sends a picture. Indy looks inquisitively at the camera, just as he's been taught, his head cocked like a bird, a bunny leg in his mouth and blood all over his feathers.]

he was our school project

[freakystrong]

D --> Oh, how curious
D --> He is some sort of hunting beast

[maiditoutalive]

oh my god
equius!
how can somebody so smart not recognize a dinosaur when they see one

[freakystrong]

D --> What
D --> But it looks so small and it has feathers
D --> Hmm

[Feeling a little dumb now.]

[maiditoutalive]

[If he felt stupid before, he's really going to feel stupid now.]

right!
they discovered the first feathered dinosaurs in alternias fossil record when we were two equius!
either the sediment the previous fossils were discovered in wasnt good enough to carry the imprint properly or we just werent looking in the right places
they found most of them in east alternia
but theyve pretty much proved that at least thirty kinds of dinosaurs had feathers
like flapbeasts
you know flapbeasts came from dinosaurs right

[freakystrong]

D --> It's not really my area of e%pertise
D --> I was more interested in the origins of the majestic musclebeasts
D --> And roboti%
D --> I could probably make a robot dinosaur

[maiditoutalive]

you can borrow him for study as long as he comes back in one piece and unbroken

[freakystrong]

D --> I would not break your things
D --> But I don't know the proper care and feeding of dinosaurs, so perhaps it's best I don't

[maiditoutalive]

honestly he eats anything thats remotely meat like and then some
he really likes pizza
i think thats loki and daves fault

[freakystrong]

D --> It does not make him sick
D --> Curious, I would have assumed he was a carnivore
D --> Nepeta told me cats will eat grass to assist them in vomiting
D --> I would think pizza would have a similar effect

[maiditoutalive]

well we started him with pizza without cheese and sort of worked our way up
i think he is just used to it by now
but he wont eat too much
he definitely prefers raw chicken though
or raw hopbeast now i guess

[freakystrong]

D --> He is a sensible dinosaur, then
D --> Processed food products can be to%ic when ingested in large amounts

[maiditoutalive]

yes well once or twice didnt kill him
dont project your stick in the mud tendencies onto indy
i dont want to have an argument about soda again

[freakystrong]

[long pause]

D --> I suppose it matters less now that I am dead
D --> But animals are different
D --> And I am hardly projecting if he prefers natural foods

[maiditoutalive]

i dont know how strongly i can say he prefers anything
i am pretty sure he would eat the trash if we let him

[freakystrong]

D --> But that is not what you just said
D --> You just said he definitely prefers raw meat to pizza

[maiditoutalive]

oh my god
yes ok i did say that but really these are not life or death preferences
he might go for one or the other first but hes never rejected anything
and he does eat the trash if you dont watch him

[freakystrong]

D --> He is still young, is he not

[maiditoutalive]

we assume so
theres not a lot of good information out there on living velociraptors

[freakystrong]

D --> It is important, then, that you are a responsible lusus to him