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[notvictorious]

Lydia, there's no way we're going to Burrito Chime. If you want actual mexican food, I told you I can cook some.

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[totesadorbz]

but their gorditos are sooooooooo good

[notvictorious]

And I told you I can make those! I'm pretty good, I've had a lot of time to practice.

[totesadorbz]

cmon vicks its prob cheaper than u cooking anywayyyyyy

[notvictorious]

That kinda logic doesn't make any sense..

[totesadorbz]

No it makes perf sense im trying to save you $$$$$

[notvictorious]

What? No. Ingredients cost less than than buying it already made. You're paying for like the food plus someone else making it for you. And I could make more!

[totesadorbz]

Oh

[totesadorbz]

But will it taste as heartattack inducing

[totesadorbz]

Bc lbr thats the most delicious part

[notvictorious]

The most delicious part is the food. I thought girls liked it when guys cooked for them.

[totesadorbz]

Burrito chime is faster

[totesadorbz]

Im staaaaaaaarving

[totesadorbz]

Also no the most delicious part is def grease

[notvictorious]

You can eat wherever you want. I'm not putting that basura in me.

[totesadorbz]

omg basura

i know that word!!!!!!

[totesadorbz]

ok fine we dont' have to go to burrito chime I GUESS but this stuff you're making had better be TOTES AMAZING OK?!

[notvictorious]

'Amazing'?

[totesadorbz]

yeah like do u need me to define it

awesome, kewl, kewlio, freaking gr8, etc

[totesadorbz]

i mean i know english isnt ur first language probably but cmon

[totesadorbz]

i mean maybe it is but like how else do u not know amazing i thot u were super duper smart vicks

[notvictorious]

I know what amazing means. It'll be good, okay, I promise.

[totesadorbz]

are u SURE u know what it means bc good =/= amazing

[totesadorbz]

;)

[notvictorious]

Got it.

[reanimated]

PLEASE tell me all of this has been a euphemism

[notvictorious]

You don't know what a gordita is?

[reanimated]

I can make five guesses and four of those are pussy.

[notvictorious]

I already taught you all the spanish words for that.

[reanimated]

Look I'm not ruling anything out here! So sue me.

[reanimated]

But if it really is about food can I come over, I'm starving

[notvictorious]

When I'm cooking for Lydia? uh

I left a bunch for Karkat in your fridge, you can reheat that. It's probably all still good, but don't eat all of it.

[reanimated]

SEE? It IS that kind of dinner!

[reanimated]

Ace, I'm going to eat all of it.

[notvictorious]

If you get any fatter I'm gonna have to teach you D&D.

[reanimated]

Fuck you, I'm Adonis with the metabolism of a cheetah and that's very hurtful.

[notvictorious]

I thought you said Alois for a second and I was really worried about you not having a girlfriend

[reanimated]

DON'T SAY HIS NAME HE'LL APPEAR

[notvictorious]

IM LIKE HALF SUPERCOMPUTER HOW DO I DELETE COMMENTS

[reanimated]

You'd think one of us would've figured that out after two and a half years

[subspaceflowers]

You guys are dorks. All you have to do is p̨̣̱̹̣̲̥̘̘ͯ̉̓̍̋͋͞r̭̅ͩͧ͒͡e̡̧̥͍̼̓̾̈́̅̈̓s̪͈͍͖ͥ̇̉̽̚s̠ͣ̓͌ ̱̤̮́̈͆̚t̡̘͙̫̝̝̞̜̯̆͗ͥ̄ͩ̎ͦh̬̖̣̦͇͗ͩ̾͘͡ę̝͍̯̪͊͆́ͅ ̸̡̻̪̞͇͈̼̎̄̈ͤͬͪ͞d̴̨̦̟̓͛͘e̶̛̞̬̜̭̔̄̄̔͊͛ḷ͕̞̅̌e̢̐ͦ̎͐ͭ̌̈͝͏͖̺̮̝̗͎̪̠f͎̟͇̪̯̼̗̘̐ͨ̿̓͞ͅl̲̹̤͓̪̖̯̥̆̉͆͂̅̕j̵̝̣͉͇̮͔̃̎̾̇ͣ͡e̶̴̞̟̾͡ȉ͙͓̤̼̯̫̩̳͑̈̊͆̅͘͝ȧ͒͆͏̶͈̫̳͔̯ͅf̵̷̴̰̜ͥ̀̓̊̑̽́ͤ͑ň̷̛̦͇̬̪̳̽̑̚d̤͖̦̞̟ͬf͍̯̳͌́ͅ ̢̙̟̪̳̾ͥͩ̓̇͂͌ͅb̵̛͉̬̲̗̺ͧͮͯͬͯ̈̌ͩͪ́ư̖͖͕̝̭̣̘̪̐ͧ́͂ͧ̂̔ë͕̗͚̂ͣ̑̋̉̐ͨͮd̰̟͈͕͆ͪ͝͞aͬͪͬ̅̈́ͤ͑̆͡͏̘̱̱̺̭͇̲l̵̢͎͇̣͖͕̜͓ͯͦ̅ͣ

[notvictorious]

[subspaceflowers]

[reanimated]

See usually when that happens it's coming from Robocop and it means he's dying

[notvictorious]

I don't want to talk about this either.

[subspaceflowers]

Dude. Sorry. Didn't know.