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[tookthename]

[Carol is grinning into the camera. The bunnies were a nuscience at first, but once she got most of them out she started to enjoy the ones that didn't try to kill you.

As such she decided to keep one of the larger ones.]

Hey guys. So after the rabbit incident this guy took a liking to me, [The camera pans over to show this rabbit shades and all] so I decided to keep him. I'm having some problems coming up with a name. Any ideas?

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get him a cape
capes are dope

[tookthename]

A cape. Perfect!

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he can be your sidekick

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do you have a sidekick

[tookthename]

I don't have a sidekick. Not yet at least.

I don't think bunny's ready for it. He's pretty laid back

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have you ever had a sidekick
are sidekicks like an actual thing in superherolandia

[tookthename]

I've been a sidekick, never had one.

they happen occasionally.

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what no way
whose sidekick were you??

[tookthename]

The old Captain Marvel. I was Ms. Marvel back then.

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did you have to have a catchphrase
like jumpin jellybeans batman i think that man in the tights and sequins might have been the villain all along
that or a figure skater gone mad with power

[tookthename]

No catchphrase. It was mostly orders going on. I was special ops before I got my powers.

[callbacks]

[God dammit why is she so cool.]

i thought usually that was a puberty thing
like some kind of freudian metaphor about growing up

[tookthename]

It was more of an explosion of alien tech that imprinted part of my alien sort-of boyfriend's DNA onto mine for me.

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holy shit
is that a thing that happens a lot???

[tookthename]

Not really. I was fully human so no one really expected it. And there was only the one wishing machine so it's unlikely that will happen again.

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you guys had a wishing machine??
man being a superhero sounds fucking incredible

[tookthename]

It was a wishing machine, but for war. It amplified brainwaves, making them into weapons.
It's cool at times, but it's really not all it's cracked up to be.

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huh

wait you had a boyfriend?

[tookthename]

It was complicated. He was the old Captain Marvel.

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oh
sorry

[tookthename]

Don't be, you didn't know. It's one of the things that sucks about being a superhero.

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yeah
its one of the things that sucks
in general

you need any help with it
the superhero gig i mean

[tookthename]

I'll never turn down help. You offering?

Haha wow I thought I replied to this

[callbacks]

well
you taking??

[tookthename]

I wouldn't be opposed. I'd rather you work with me than strike out on your own and possibly get hurt.