video;

[atadbiased]

Aside from the bunny fiasco, this has been a pretty decent week. I haven't had to bail my sister out of jail yet, found a nice cafe that serves excellent tea, started job searching... all in all, not bad.

The bunnies were adorable, by the way. There's one hanging around my room, but I'm not sure what to name it yet. I'll think of something not to terribly cliche, like Roger or Jessica, or Bugs or something. [She shrugs.] At this point I'm just hoping my new roommate doesn't hunt it down for food.

Speaking of roommates, like I said, new one. I would love to introduce you guys to Sif. [Is that Lizzie ducking out of frame? You bet. A moment later she comes back up, wearing a bed sheet tied around her shoulders and a very badly put together hat that kind of matches Sif's headgear. Lizzie, stahp.]

Do not fear, Midgardian! The magical box that your food is in stands no chance against me!

[And Lizzie mimics stabbing something. A moment later she's dressed normally.]

No lie, she tried to stab the microwave. I'm sorry Sif, but we're going to have to discuss some of the modern technology we have here. Crash course.

Comments

[notvictorious]

Lydia's not really that bad, is she?

Good luck with the roommate. Do they replace that stuff when it gets broken?

[totesadorbz]

dont listen to my sis shes just a stick in the mud

[totesadorbz]

who thinks i will never amount to anything bc i actually like having FUN

[atadbiased]

I didn't say you'd never amount to anything.

I just don't see how dancing on tables when you're drunk is any kind of fun.

[notvictorious]

I'm pretty sure that's not how she meant it.

[atadbiased]

She's really not that bad. I just like giving her a hard time.

I'm... not sure, actually.

[notvictorious]

Might be worth looking into.

[totesadorbz]

Is your microwave okay I CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT CALL ME OVER TO HELP WITH THE VIDEOSSSS

[atadbiased]

There's a hole in it. Unusable.

Next time? I promise.

[totesadorbz]

Whoa thats intense

[badnewsboy]

The microwave is a very nefarious creature.

[atadbiased]

You make it sound like it's this magical creature out to eat someone's soul.

[totesadorbz]

Maybe it is on assguard

[tookthename]

Sif is from my home. She's from Asgardia. Even though it's floating over the the middle of Oklahoma most of them don't interact with earth culture much.

She should be pretty quick to adapt though, if Thor's anything to go by.

Oh, nice costume, by the way. [She's smirking. Adgardians can be kinda hard to get along with at first.]

[atadbiased]

...it's floating over the middle of Oklahoma? That explains a lot.

[She's really hoping, Carol.] First thing I could find on short notice.

[detectivewonder]

Okay, that was funny. I see what you mean.

Text message.

[badnewsboy]

Usually I would not bother to warn you, but you are treading on uneven ground. Be careful.

[atadbiased]

Not funny? More 'Oh my god she stabbed the microwave' sort of thing? Dramatization. My accent was horrible.

[swordhappy]

I did not know it was intended to make so much noise.

[swordhappy]

And rabbits are poor hunting at best. Only children would waste their time on such a small and meek creature, for practice until they managed to become adequate enough to chase better sport.

[swordhappy]

And your swordplay needs work. You do not stab like that, unless you wish to be laughed at and disarmed at once.

[swordhappy]

And your accent is atrocious.

[swordhappy]

As is your costume. If you wished for a proper helm, you should have said something.

[swordhappy]

There, I think I have addressed everything. Do you wish to register any other complaints, or is it my turn now?

[badnewsboy]

Midgardians are much more comfortable with their conveniences.