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[steelweb]

The list of those released is as follows:

Sollux Captor
The Doctor (red shoes and a long coat)
Jade Harley
Erik Lensherr
Sam Winchester

Additionally, stop bringing in extra rabbits to the police station. If you missed the date to turn them in, take it up with the relocated Visitor Center staff at the hospital.

The call for officers is still on-going. If you think you have what it takes to become a police officer in this town, and you're of age, stop by the station and fill out an application. Three officers from the general community have been hired, but we're no where near fully staffed yet. If you're underaged, we can discuss an internship, so keep it in mind.



[Text Message to Jack Harkness//Police station encryption]
Have you made a decision on my offer?

Comments

[callbacks]

.....
iwarnedyouaboutpuppetsbro.jpg

[tookthename]

What...why do they have the butts like that...what?

[callbacks]

id say i wish i knew
but honestly i really dont

[tookthename]

What are they even for?

[callbacks]

whoa would you look at the time its dave strider suddenly develops tact and/or a sense of self preservation oclock
theyre kind of bros thing
you can ask him if you really want to know

[brotimaeus]

carry on kid i want to see where youre going with this.

[callbacks]

nah

[tookthename]

No, seriously, what is a smuppet and what do you do with them?

[brotimaeus]

family secret.

[tookthename]

Seriously, what's a smuppet? I know what it sounds like, I'd just like a little clearance on the issue.

[brotimaeus]

you saw the pic right.

[tookthename]

Yeah, but that only answers the "What does it look like" part of "what is it?"

[brotimaeus]

sure does.

[tookthename]

What do you use them for?

[tookthename]

Okay, I guess I will...

[She is so confused right now]