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[steelweb]

The list of those released is as follows:

Sollux Captor
The Doctor (red shoes and a long coat)
Jade Harley
Erik Lensherr
Sam Winchester

Additionally, stop bringing in extra rabbits to the police station. If you missed the date to turn them in, take it up with the relocated Visitor Center staff at the hospital.

The call for officers is still on-going. If you think you have what it takes to become a police officer in this town, and you're of age, stop by the station and fill out an application. Three officers from the general community have been hired, but we're no where near fully staffed yet. If you're underaged, we can discuss an internship, so keep it in mind.



[Text Message to Jack Harkness//Police station encryption]
Have you made a decision on my offer?

Comments

[alwaysimpure]

Can't imagine why.

[callbacks]

She's my mom.

[alwaysimpure]

...wow.

That I actually didn't expect.

[callbacks]

It's complicated and involves time travel that requires basically unbelievable twists of imagination to keep track of but that's just how we roll in our series apparently.

[alwaysimpure]

Well. I'm not in any position to frown on incest, not that it stops me, but I'd rather date anyone other than my mother.

Even yours.

[callbacks]

She's sixteen.

[fuckincakewake]

way 2 salt a gurls game
im soo putting lipstick on u
gonna draw all kinds a shit on ur face when u sleep

[callbacks]

sorry
i think i had an alternate grown up me moment

[fuckincakewake]

careful
that guy got kinda rude

[callbacks]

im sure his pony tried to do right by raising him but nobodys perfect

[alwaysimpure]

...well. I'll just not date any mothers, might be safest.

[fuckincakewake]

i prefer the term momLIKE
and i look good for 2 bbs amirite

[alwaysimpure]

I don't actually know what you look like, but I'm sure you do, love.

[fuckincakewake]

like the little pics next 2 my responses
i think i put up a pic of me in a nurses uniform once 2
this cute mug is hard 2 miss

[alwaysimpure]

Ah, right. Sorry, I'll never get a hang of these... tech things.

If I'm ever sixteen again, I'll be sure to look you up.

[fuckincakewake]

thats daveys rule not mine

[alwaysimpure]

Trust me, if I was 16, I'd be much better company.

[fuckincakewake]

ur underestimatin how much i like wizards and older dudes
mister black

[alwaysimpure]

You really can't remember the book well if you're actually serious about this.

No pun intended.

[fuckincakewake]

good 2 know this decision of mine is all about u
id hate to have to consider anythin about me during my datin selection process
thatd be awful

[alwaysimpure]

Mhm, touché. You're obviously entitled to your own decision, I just question your taste concerning me.

[fuckincakewake]

see this is why ppl shouldnt get future knowledge
they get all fatalist and bummered and unlikely to get dinner w me and talk about wizard stuff

[alwaysimpure]

We can go to dinner and talk about wizard stuff. I'm not dead yet, right?

[fuckincakewake]

look pretty alive 2 me

[alwaysimpure]

Then I guess it's a date.