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[steelweb]

The list of those released is as follows:

Sollux Captor
The Doctor (red shoes and a long coat)
Jade Harley
Erik Lensherr
Sam Winchester

Additionally, stop bringing in extra rabbits to the police station. If you missed the date to turn them in, take it up with the relocated Visitor Center staff at the hospital.

The call for officers is still on-going. If you think you have what it takes to become a police officer in this town, and you're of age, stop by the station and fill out an application. Three officers from the general community have been hired, but we're no where near fully staffed yet. If you're underaged, we can discuss an internship, so keep it in mind.



[Text Message to Jack Harkness//Police station encryption]
Have you made a decision on my offer?

Comments

[ohmycod]

im gonna go on record as saying that i deny all accusations waterever they are

[steelweb]

...You do remember how we met, Miss Piexes?

[ohmycod]

uh
kinda blocked that out up until now

[steelweb]

[She doesn't blame you.]

Then you remember now. Which is why I put a fair amount of stock in the few accusations that actually get reported.

[ohmycod]

gonna attribute our first encounter to a cultural misunderstandin
up until the mackereling out

and everymoby else is a liar

[steelweb]

You're lucky no one has decided to press charges.

[ohmycod]

hows a gill supposed to make a living around here

[steelweb]

By getting a job and working for a wage, if you want to supplement your monthly stipend. Both legal, and without any severe complications or consequences.

[ohmycod]

a job
and work for The Man
nuh uh dont think so
sides what kinda jobs would efin be worth it around here
i mean besides the ones involving violence and badges which you have already denied me

[steelweb]

If you want something destructive, why don't you talk to the city reconstruction teams? I'm sure they need someone else to break down and deal with the rubble that occasionally destroys part of town.

[ohmycod]

boooring

[steelweb]

...Talk to Carol Danvers. She noted that she might have some opportunities in mind.

[ohmycod]

my superhero hivemate
yknow im more of the supervillain type right

[steelweb]

Not my problem yet. Just talk to her.