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[oftpartitioned]

sup butt munches

So here's an announcement from the royal court whatever im supposed to be? This seems pretty offensive or whatevs but my shoes have bells on them so I'll go with it. But stuff is totes different and a buncha you haven't noticed??? like um okay

But it looks like this is the kingdom of New Moore. Which is weird cause last time I looked we were an ISLAND with no political representation but now it turns out this is a monarchy and the goofball principal is the king?? Only he's kinda taking a breather bc his son is awol or something so we have this pint sized cutie as a queen. but shes RUDE AS HELL and doesn't laugh at my awesome jokes!!

So is there anybody out there that knows what I mean when I'm talkng about democracy?? and ice cream sandwiches i miss those too. But yeah shits weird, somebody help make this bizarro fairytale land ok by telling me you get the weirdness too.

Comments

[oftpartitioned]

send the cossacks to rescue me

tell them sorry for all that stuff i said about their moms

[sunflowersister]

Well, if I had them on hand!

Though there are a bunch of horses out here, I could probably steal one.

[oftpartitioned]

youre a pretty good rider!

[sunflowersister]

I'm THE BEST rider!

Do you really need a dashing cossack rescue or is this going to get me beheaded or something? The little queen seems kind of impulsive.

[oftpartitioned]

i dunno i dont want your head chopped off. Maybe you could come be a jester too?? theres dental

[sunflowersister]

I don't think she'd get my mother-in-law jokes.

[oftpartitioned]

Yeah kinda doubt they have those here. more like evil stepmothers prob

[sunflowersister]

Well, I suppose I could give it a shot. Anything to get out of this forest, honestly, because I think something is following me.

[oftpartitioned]

what like a dude??

[oftpartitioned]

a bear????

[sunflowersister]

You're going to laugh even if I ask you not to, but it kind of looks like a house.

[oftpartitioned]

houses dont follow people duh

[sunflowersister]

Well you know, I thought about that, except I really think this one is, because I think it's Baba Yaga's house. Which I guess could be stranger...

[oftpartitioned]

oh crap

[sunflowersister]

Well, at least it's not a dragon? Since apparently THOSE are thick on the ground today...

[oftpartitioned]

omg right??? They're too scary for me, no thank you.

[sunflowersister]

It just seems excessive. Who needs two dragons? For that matter, who needs any dragons?

Although. You don't know if any of them have money, do you? Out of curiosity.