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[oftpartitioned]

sup butt munches

So here's an announcement from the royal court whatever im supposed to be? This seems pretty offensive or whatevs but my shoes have bells on them so I'll go with it. But stuff is totes different and a buncha you haven't noticed??? like um okay

But it looks like this is the kingdom of New Moore. Which is weird cause last time I looked we were an ISLAND with no political representation but now it turns out this is a monarchy and the goofball principal is the king?? Only he's kinda taking a breather bc his son is awol or something so we have this pint sized cutie as a queen. but shes RUDE AS HELL and doesn't laugh at my awesome jokes!!

So is there anybody out there that knows what I mean when I'm talkng about democracy?? and ice cream sandwiches i miss those too. But yeah shits weird, somebody help make this bizarro fairytale land ok by telling me you get the weirdness too.

Comments

[doublestripe]

BOOOOOO.

[oftpartitioned]

YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL THAT RIGHT NEXT TO MY EAR YOU KNOW!!!!

[doublestripe]

YOU'RE JOKES AREN'T FUNNY BOO GET OFF THE STAGE

You gotta go get me an icecream sandwich now 'cause I kinda want one.

[oftpartitioned]

They don't even exist here, your royalship. I checked. It's awful.

[doublestripe]

Go invent them and make them exist then, jingles.

[oftpartitioned]

That sounds like a job for science, i just here to look good and crack wise

[atadbiased]

Let me second you going 'what in the world happened to our democracy.'

I woke up with strange clothes and a lute. Who even plays a lute?

[oftpartitioned]

you apparently

We need some more cute redheads here

[atadbiased]

I've never played a lute in my life.

Do you think with all the strange new things we actually gained abilities? Like me actually knowing how to play it. And how to sing stories of intrepid heroes or something.

I wouldn't mind that, I guess. So, I'm a bard or a minstrel. Huh.

[oftpartitioned]

well my jokes arent getting any funnier but I guess its possible??? I mean whats his face is a dragon so who knows

[atadbiased]

Yeah, I saw the dragon. Kind of concerned, to be quite honest.

[oftpartitioned]

why? Dragons are cool

[sunflowersister]

Frankly this is just getting silly.

[oftpartitioned]

send the cossacks to rescue me

tell them sorry for all that stuff i said about their moms

[sunflowersister]

Well, if I had them on hand!

Though there are a bunch of horses out here, I could probably steal one.

[oftpartitioned]

youre a pretty good rider!

[sunflowersister]

I'm THE BEST rider!

Do you really need a dashing cossack rescue or is this going to get me beheaded or something? The little queen seems kind of impulsive.

[maiditoutalive]

Maybe your jokes just aren't funny.

[oftpartitioned]

You clearly dont know me

[maiditoutalive]

i know if you have to explain a joke it isnt funny

[detectivewonder]

Democracy. From the Greek demokratia, rule of the people, a form of mob government instituted in Athens in ancient times.

I've met the Earl of Sandwich. But I've no familiarity with ice cream.

[oftpartitioned]

its not a mob!!!

omg theres a sandwich earl?? What about a pierogi king?

[detectivewonder]

Never had the honor, I'm afraid.

[oftpartitioned]

so i take it youre in weirdo mode lately too?

[detectivewonder]

Make your meaning plainer.