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[oftpartitioned]

sup butt munches

So here's an announcement from the royal court whatever im supposed to be? This seems pretty offensive or whatevs but my shoes have bells on them so I'll go with it. But stuff is totes different and a buncha you haven't noticed??? like um okay

But it looks like this is the kingdom of New Moore. Which is weird cause last time I looked we were an ISLAND with no political representation but now it turns out this is a monarchy and the goofball principal is the king?? Only he's kinda taking a breather bc his son is awol or something so we have this pint sized cutie as a queen. but shes RUDE AS HELL and doesn't laugh at my awesome jokes!!

So is there anybody out there that knows what I mean when I'm talkng about democracy?? and ice cream sandwiches i miss those too. But yeah shits weird, somebody help make this bizarro fairytale land ok by telling me you get the weirdness too.

Comments

[atadbiased]

Wow. You really do look good for your age.

[oftpartitioned]

right!! You're cute too

[atadbiased]

So no worrying gives you the ability to live past 1000. I should take that into consideration. My sister will probably outlive me though.

Thanks. It's not that often I'm called cute.

[oftpartitioned]

Being the living embodiment of a country helps too!

who the heck isnt calling you cute all the time??? Don't you have a boyfriend?

[atadbiased]

The boyfriend thing... it's complicated.

[Blink.] Living embodiment of a country?

[oftpartitioned]

It probsbly isn't!

And yep!! Im Poland, so as long as theres people, theres me. I used to chill with the kings and junk but now just the prez and big pm

[atadbiased]

Oh trust me, it's complicated. Like we hate each other but he took down a demeaning website and bought out a company to protect my sister kind of complicated.

Oh, well then, hi Poland, I'm Lizzie. You're the first country I've ever met.

[oftpartitioned]

Im a good one too!! and dont worry about your boy troubles, it cant be too bad, you still are fierce