Thirty

[pelagically]

So as we know, Commander Shepard had a ship.

Now that he's gone, who does it belong to?

Comments

[johannamason]

Why don't you just take it?

[pelagically]

Why couldn't you say commandeer? It sounds so much nicer.

[johannamason]

Because I didn't grow up on a boat. It means the same thing.

[pelagically]

Well, that's the plan. But I should check to see if anyone else wants to fight for it first.

[johannamason]

They can fight us when we're on it.

[pelagically]

We? You'll get on the ship with me?

[johannamason]

That a problem?

[pelagically]

Not at all.

[johannamason]

Then don't bring it up.

[pelagically]

I'm going to get you a cute sailor uniform.

[johannamason]

You're too fat to wear it.

[pelagically]

That's why it's for you. And no I'm not!

[johannamason]

You're the only sailor here.

[pelagically]

You just said you'd get on the ship. That makes you a sailor.

[johannamason]

Except riding in a train doesn't make you a conductor, why's a boat any different?

[pelagically]

Please. Conductors are like captains.

[johannamason]

Oh, yeah? So who are all the other people?

[pelagically]

People who work on the trains? I doubt they have a name. They're less important.

[johannamason]

Trains need to burn fuel in order to run, they require actual resources and people who know how to use them. Boats just need wind, anybody could do that.

[pelagically]

All right, then you're in charge once we get on board.

[johannamason]

Are you in that big of a hurry to get shipwrecked?

[johannamason]

Again?