Regarding The Not-So-Mysterious Disappearance of Vriska Serket.

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[thneed]

What?
John, what the who are sailor moons?

[riseup]

oh wow.
you have been seriously missing out.

[riseup]

just don't make a contract with the stupid cabbit no matter how adorable he is and how unfair it is that you can't just adopt him for a little while.

[thneed]

--But what are sailor moons?

[riseup]

they're like sexy magical anime girls who fight intergalactic crime and stuff.
one time a different dave basically became one, except his power was summoning rainbow dolphins.
what an idiot!

[thneed]

. . .

[callbacks]

yeah idk either

[thneed]

I have no idea what an anime girl is and none of that made sense.

Were they dolphins that were rainbow colored or dolphins that made rainbows?
Or rainbows that have dolphins in them?

[callbacks]

from what i understand
all of the above

[thneed]

Oh. That's not that weird.

[thneed]

Why can't I make contracts with my roommate? He'd look so cute in a little business suit.

[riseup]

oh shit, he totally would!!!
no no no no no no no NO, you need to stop right now.

[roseate]

[fucking jaws music]

[riseup]

please help.

[roseate]

Stop talking to it.

[riseup]

i'm just trying to make sure it doesn't come with us to rescue vriska!
that's the worst idea.

[roseate]

[points to eyes

points to ass]

[riseup]

the once-ler wants to put him in a little suit, rose.

[roseate]

He's Roxy's problem.

[riseup]

ok, but.
a little cabbit in a suit.
it's like it was specifically engineered to appeal to all my weakest points!
if he blew bubbles it would be a blackout on the john egbert's cute animals bingo card.

[roseate]

Why can't you just like cats like a normal person?

[riseup]

i do like cats!
i just also like rabbits.
and when you combine a cat and a rabbit...
you see the dilemma, rose.

[thneed]

Hey, wait a second...

[roseate]

Are you objecting?

[thneed]

She's not responsible for me.