Regarding The Not-So-Mysterious Disappearance of Vriska Serket.

[justletmeknow]

If you're having trouble finding her, just let me know. I can help!

Comments

[thneed]

You're so cute and helpful.

[justletmeknow]

It's the least I can do! I haven't offered my assistance before, but this circumstance is different.

[fuckincakewake]

rite?
hes like a lil trackin kitten

[thneed]

He is!
I think he needs a new hat for tracking. I'm going to make him one. Kyuubey Tracking Hat™

[thneed]

What makes circumstance different this time?

[fuckincakewake]

u gotta make sure it fits over his ears

[justletmeknow]

There are no humans with my ability volunteering their services.

Whether this is due to the volatile nature of Vriska Serket or if there are simply none available, I'm not sure.

[thneed]

Of course it would fit over his ears! I'm an expert at this.
I might even make it with little ear holes.

[thneed]

Oh, that's true. Nobody is offering to go searching.
There must not be anybody available because she's not that volatile. She's really nice once you disregard the fact that half of the people here are psychopathic murderers.

[ohmycod]

who da fuq are you

[riseup]

are you sure that's a good idea, cabbit?

[riseup]

once-ler, no!
before you know it you will be turning into the sailor moons too.

[thneed]

What?
John, what the who are sailor moons?

[riseup]

oh wow.
you have been seriously missing out.

[riseup]

just don't make a contract with the stupid cabbit no matter how adorable he is and how unfair it is that you can't just adopt him for a little while.

[thneed]

--But what are sailor moons?

[thneed]

Why can't I make contracts with my roommate? He'd look so cute in a little business suit.

[riseup]

they're like sexy magical anime girls who fight intergalactic crime and stuff.
one time a different dave basically became one, except his power was summoning rainbow dolphins.
what an idiot!

[riseup]

oh shit, he totally would!!!
no no no no no no no NO, you need to stop right now.

[thneed]

. . .

[roseate]

[points to eyes

points to ass]

[riseup]

the once-ler wants to put him in a little suit, rose.

[roseate]

[fucking jaws music]

[riseup]

please help.

[callbacks]

yeah idk either