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[existechialism]

Ok, with one Stri-londe officially off the market, the entire dating economy is fit to crash for want of nubile blonds.
The only solution is to correct this egregious state of affairs before it can come to pass.
So, here it goes.

16/m/post-apocalytpic Texas.
Likes dicks, advanced robotics engineering, and ponies.
You can expect a rigorous screening process.

Comments

u forgot shortz

[fuckincakewake]

turnoffs & turnons???
im askin 4 a friend

nice try

[existechialism]

I know all your friends, Rox.
Which one?

Also gunz

[fuckincakewake]

me

[escapeplan]

How advanced?

—Not that I'm—interested.

[existechialism]

About as advanced as they come.'Fully mobile and semi-autonomous with a variety of combat and support functions.
How do you know?
Are you welded to the inflexible matrix of heteronormativity?

[ohmycod]

whats a dick

[existechialism]

Kind of like a bulge, but less interesting.
It's the sex organ of a male human. and is the basis for pretty much 75% of all symbolism according to some old dude who was obsessed with them.
I could draw you some life-like diagrams, if you wanted.

[callbacks]

man
id help out
but it actually kind of seems like there arent a lot of kids in our age bracket that arent spoken for
dicks or not

[callbacks]

except in our family apparently

[maiditoutalive]

i
might actually know someone

[existechialism]

It's not Dave, is it.

[thneed]

So you're going to start dating everyone because she stopped dating everyone?
I'm not following what you two are doing.

[fuckincakewake]

our schemes are beyond ur basic comprehension
theres inception layers of complexities here
ur lookin 4 the secret
but u dont really wanna know

video;

[alwaysimpure]

Does that often work for you?

Re: video;

[existechialism]

Sample size is too small to tell.
So far the standard deviations are all over the place.

[pelagically]

That's bold.

[existechialism]

Is it.
I'm not really up on my human matesprite-seeking customs.
I'm open to criticism.

[freakystrong]

D --> I am uncertain what you are attempting to advertise here
D --> However, I am constructing a robotic pony, if that is of use to you

[existechialism]

Depends.
What kind of functionality are we talking.

[dialogical]

Holy shit. Finally.
Rox is a genius.

[fuckincakewake]

awwwww thanx :3
he did this mostly in his own
i think me bein around so much is crampin his kewl guy style

[existechialism]

Yeah.
Well, market seems kinda dried up.
You can finally stop fucking saying that I didn't try.

[callbacks]

what about you
any new conquests on the digital front

[stillpretty]

Well that's one way to meet people. Personally, I prefer a good old meeting someone in public.

[ Mentally Buffy kind of backtracks on that. Her way of meeting boyfriends has never been normal. Not something to mention though.

Gonna have to pass on this one, but she wanted to comment on it anyway. ]

[fuckincakewake]

whoa
do ppl still even do that anymore?