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[onstandby]

Greetings.

It seems I've arrived to this place for the first time in my life. I can only suspect this to be a cruel punishment designed by those government dogs - or perhaps, a tactic by the invading Amanto - as a way to get rid of the leader of the Joui. Don't despair! I will not let myself fall prey to these lies and let humanity be destroyed by the invaders!!

On a related note, if there are any brave young warriors willing to join the cause for the liberation of Edo and the world, there will be Joui entrance exam next week.

Also, has this place finally fixed their lack of betamax?

Comments

[onstandby]

Where could I possibly find this Caturday individual?

...For the good of the nation.

[badnewsboy]

She disappeared long ago, when the mortal realm was still new. Yet they still pay homage to her. Thus every Saturday will also be known as Caturday. It's only proper homage.

[onstandby]

I, too, desire to pay homage to her. How do you do that?

[badnewsboy]

By using the network as a personal board of messages! Post all the pictures of kittens and cats and their boundless adventures in boxes!