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[dontfear]

Oғᴛᴇɴ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ᴇxɪsᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴅᴇɴɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ᴜɴɪǫᴜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ. I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ I ᴍᴀʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʙᴇ sᴛᴜᴄᴋ.
Tʜᴀᴛ ɪs ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ.
I ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ Aɴᴋʜ-Mᴏʀᴘᴏʀᴋ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ, Bɪɴᴋʏ. Pᴏᴏʀ Sᴜsᴀɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴀʙsᴇɴᴄᴇ.
Lᴜᴄᴋɪʟʏ ɴᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ sᴏᴏɴ. I ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɢʟᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ʜᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏ.

Wʜʏ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs? I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ.


Cᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴀʏ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴇᴠɪᴄᴇ?
Pᴇʀʜᴀᴘs ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴀᴛs.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

Once you accept it, you get what the mortals call a shirt of tee. From what I'm told, they're quite fashionable. The only hurdle is your impending existential crisis.

[dontfear]

Aʜ. I sᴇᴇ.

[no he doesn't. what?]

Aɴ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ sɪɢɴɪғɪᴄᴀɴᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴅɪᴠɪᴅᴜᴀʟ's ʟɪғᴇ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴏɴᴇ's ᴇxɪsᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ.

[dontfear]

I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴀʏ, ʙᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sʜɪʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴛᴇᴇ.

[badnewsboy]

Everyone seems to have them upon their arrival. I thought shirts of tee may help with the process.

[finesthour]

Wait, this device has games? Brilliant.

[dontfear]

Yᴇs. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋs ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ sᴘᴀᴄᴇs. Iᴛ ɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴀᴍᴜsɪɴɢ.

[captainkink]

That's reassuring. I'd love to know I'm not in danger of dying.

[gabutyra]

Just don't die!

[dontfear]

I ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ sᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴅʏɪɴɢ.
Jᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ.

[gabutyra]

Hahaha, I'm never going to die!

[dontfear]

Yᴇs. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴛʜɪs. Gᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴜᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.

[reanimated]

I die approximately every other week. Are you one of those perverts who gets off on watching it happen? Cos it's very impressive but I'm not into that. Probably

[dontfear]

Tʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ᴇxʜᴀᴜsᴛɪɴɢ.

[maiditoutalive]

are you taking a holiday from what you think youre taking a holiday from

[dontfear]

Eʀ. I ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ.

[oftpartitioned]

Some peeps here never die, so you got that right.

[dontfear]

Iᴛ ɪs ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ᴀᴍ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇɴ.

[flameregalia]

What about those who have already died?

[dontfear]

Yᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ sᴜʀᴘʀɪsᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴜɴʟɪғᴇ.

[freezespirited]

I didn't know you like cats.

[dontfear]

Cᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ sᴇᴠᴇʀᴀʟ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ.

[chronosexual]

Big fan of killing people?

[dontfear]

Nᴏ. I ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇɴsᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ?

[therecipe]

Us not dying anytime soon is good news.

Here try this cat game.

[dontfear]

I ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ. Aʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪs ɢᴜᴇss ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪᴛᴇᴍ ɪs ᴀ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ.