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[dontfear]

Oғᴛᴇɴ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ᴇxɪsᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴅᴇɴɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ᴜɴɪǫᴜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ. I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ I ᴍᴀʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʙᴇ sᴛᴜᴄᴋ.
Tʜᴀᴛ ɪs ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ.
I ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ Aɴᴋʜ-Mᴏʀᴘᴏʀᴋ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ, Bɪɴᴋʏ. Pᴏᴏʀ Sᴜsᴀɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴀʙsᴇɴᴄᴇ.
Lᴜᴄᴋɪʟʏ ɴᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ sᴏᴏɴ. I ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɢʟᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ʜᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏ.

Wʜʏ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs? I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ.


Cᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴀʏ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴇᴠɪᴄᴇ?
Pᴇʀʜᴀᴘs ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴀᴛs.

Comments

[notvictorious]

Cause you're supposed to pronounce it differently when you say it out loud. It didn't translate to text that great.

[dontfear]

Aʜ. Aᴄᴄᴇɴᴛs.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, and with his they both pretty much sound the same. All his jokes are basically that level.

[dontfear]

Hᴇ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʟ ғᴏʀ ʜᴜᴍᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇɴ?

[notvictorious]

Not even a little.

[dontfear]

Tʜᴀᴛ ɪs ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ. I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇ.