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[duckface]

Except 'lunar fever' isn't a real medical condition. The only thing closest to what keeps happening here are reoccurring cases of mass psychogenic illness. People freaking out because other people freak out, like when everybody thought any white powder was anthrax. It's psychosomatic.

You also can't admit someone to a hospital against their will unless they pose a threat to themselves or others. Do I look like I'm either of those things? It's not a crime to point out other people are acting crazy, especially when I'm not one of them!

I heard some girl already peaced out, lucky for her. But can somebody check me out of the hospital already? They're backed up treating other people with the "fever," but I'd rather not get a shot of whatever voodoo they think is medicine in this place.

Then again, I've apparently got out of hospitals before, so I'll figure something out.

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[ofone]

If they won't let you out, I can get you out.

[hypertoxic]

Haha. If you want someone to 8r8k you out, I am sort of the resident expert right now!
Plus, I think the police are mostly looking for me anyway, so you'd pro8a8ly have no trou8le at all! ::::P

he's a teacher at the moment

[notjohnsmith]

Occam's Razor suggests a flaw in your explanation.

[tookthename]

[Hey Lydia, here's your high school's gym teacher, except way younger.]

Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but I'm buying the "Lunar Fever" stuff about as much as I'm buying the "You're all fictional" speech.

[babybatshit]

That theory is pathetically full of holes.