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[duckface]

Except 'lunar fever' isn't a real medical condition. The only thing closest to what keeps happening here are reoccurring cases of mass psychogenic illness. People freaking out because other people freak out, like when everybody thought any white powder was anthrax. It's psychosomatic.

You also can't admit someone to a hospital against their will unless they pose a threat to themselves or others. Do I look like I'm either of those things? It's not a crime to point out other people are acting crazy, especially when I'm not one of them!

I heard some girl already peaced out, lucky for her. But can somebody check me out of the hospital already? They're backed up treating other people with the "fever," but I'd rather not get a shot of whatever voodoo they think is medicine in this place.

Then again, I've apparently got out of hospitals before, so I'll figure something out.

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[duckface]

Assume much? You're not the only alien. That's not the eye catching trait I was referring to, you're pretty noticable with how vocal you've been about escaping.

[hypertoxic]

And yet they haven't caught me yet! Not that I don't appreci8 their laugha8le incompetence. ::::)
Anyway, is this really how you respond to an offer of help? You must 8e popular with all your friends. Of which I 8et you have soooooooo many.
8ut suit yourself if you want to stay there and get injected with gross mystery mind control medicine!

[duckface]

Obviously I don't want to stay here.

[hypertoxic]

So you're not completely stupid! I was starting to wonder.
Do you want me to 8r8k you out of there or not?

[duckface]

Why would you go through all the trouble of getting yourself out, just to come back for one person you don't even like?

[hypertoxic]

Duh.
8ecause that is what heroes do.

[duckface]

And I'm just the plot device to rescue?

[hypertoxic]

Ugh.
As annoying as you are, you are one of the few sane people around! And I seriously do not know what they put in those needles.
Are you going to stop hassling me now????????

[duckface]

Wow. You're literally like the last person who's saying that.

[hypertoxic]

What, that you're sane?
8ecause I could see why.

[duckface]

Yeah, people can see it from space, I get it.

[hypertoxic]

Do you argue with everyone who tries to help you? ::::\

[duckface]

Yeah.

1/3

[hypertoxic]

[hypertoxic]

Wow. Ok.

[hypertoxic]

Good thing for you I don't care!
In a8out five minutes there will be a distraction. Make use of it!
If you decide to stay there and not utilize the time I will 8e so graciously giving you, I will come get you personally.
L8r!

[duckface]

I've got out of hospitals just fine by myself. I just have to remember how.

[hypertoxic]

Did I say I was giving you a choice????????

[ it's happening. Vriska won't actually come get her personally, because she gets mobbed by hospital staff and has to make her own way out. but it totally fucking happens. you're welcome. ]

[duckface]

Further lack of agency, at least that's what I'm used to.