Alright Barry, I'm feeling generous tonight!

[reanimated]

WOMEN OF NEW MOORE!

You all know me, of course — but have you met BARRY? Here are some things Barry can do!

• TURN INVISIBLE! So there's a good chance he's probably already spied on you in the toilets, sorry ladies— unless that's what gets you off, in which case, I don't judge. Perverts.
  
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Well, that's about it. But I'm on a mission to get him a proper shag, so any women with... unusual taste want to step forward and take one for the team?

Comments

[ahandsomeshark.livejournal.com]

... This isn't a very good idea, Nathan.

[reanimated]

What do you know about good ideas? There's no probation workers to kill, so it's this or nothing!

[ahandsomeshark.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't mention that here.

[reanimated]

You're telling me you DON'T want a proper shag here? Were you always this weird?

[ahandsomeshark.livejournal.com]

I'd rather get to know people first.

[reanimated]

Well that can happen too! Think of this as me doing you a fucking huge favour.

[ahandsomeshark.livejournal.com]

It's not a favour if it's not what I want you to do.

[notvictorious]

It's kind of weird you guys only have one power.

[expositional]

[reanimated]

It's not my fault they're all failures. I'VE got two but that's cos I'm the best.

[reanimated]

You in, ladyboy?

[expositional]

Absolutely not.

[reanimated]

I'd say "your loss" but you're probably better off without him.

[notvictorious]

It's just weird, because you're not mutants. So if you got your abilities from an outside source, there should be more than one physical change. I mean, that's sort of how it goes.

[reanimated]

BORING SHIT! Talk to Barry about the mechanics of why we have powers, not me. I don't care as long as I keep living forever.

[notvictorious]

That actually sounds really terrible.

[reanimated]

Yeah that's what Barry says too, but neither of you are any fucking fun ever so peas in a pod, right? I'm right happy with it. Could do without seeing dead people but fuck all if I care.

[notvictorious]

'Seeing dead people'?

[reanimated]

Did I not tell you about that?

[reanimated]

Only if they've recently died which is why it's total bullshit that everyone's saying RELEASED means FUCKING DEAD. I haven't seen anyone here yet and I'm perfectly fine with that!

[notvictorious]

Why would you see them? That doesn't make any sense.

[reanimated]

Blame my brother! I've not got a clue so don't go asking me.

[reanimated]

You said it's weird we only have one power, I've got two and that's still weird? YOU'RE weird, Robocop.

[notvictorious]

You have a brother?

[reanimated]

Sort of? I need to be proper hammered to talk about this.

[notvictorious]

I thought we both agreed our family stories were equally screwed up.

[notvictorious]

Okay, maybe not EQUALLY, but you know what I mean.

[reanimated]

Then remind me to share this special story next time I'm piss drunk!

[notvictorious]

I don't get it though. If someone died.. so you see ghosts? Ghosts aren't real.

[reanimated]

Oh, and aliens and mutants and cyborgs and shit ARE? Green moons and blokes with horns are fine! But not ghosts, clearly that's too fucked up!

[notvictorious]

I just mean they should have- passed on. Or whatever.

[reanimated]

They go away.

[notvictorious]

So the people you guys kill hang around?

[reanimated]

We didn't kill my brother or... fuck what was his name

[reanimated]

 

[reanimated]

OLLIE! Yeah we didn't kill Ollie. So don't get all righteous on me!

[notvictorious]

I'm not being righteous, I'm just asking!

[notvictorious]

I'm sorry about your brother.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

dont tell me this is givin it your best.

[reanimated]

Thanks man.

[highlyinformed]

Any friend of Nathan's is a friend of ours!

[reanimated]

ANYWAY less depressing shit please, have you got anyone to volunteer for poor Barry?

[reanimated]

Only ladies get to see me giving my best. Otherwise I'm not too fond of the whole 'trying' thing.

[reanimated]

You sure about that? He's right boring.

[highlyinformed]

Compared to you, who wouldn't be?

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

hows that workin out for ya.

[stillwaiting]

Did anyone ever tell you you are one hell of a wingman?