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Vʀɪsᴋᴀ Sᴇʀᴋᴇᴛ ♏ ᴀʀᴀᴄʜɴɪᴅsGʀɪᴘ ([personal profile] hypertoxic) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-06-19 07:09 pm

closed log. rated F for FUCKING LANGUAGE.

Who: Karkat and Vriska. Potentially with cameos by Dave, John, and their school lunch burritos. And pudding cups.
What: It's been about a week since Vriska's midnight channel, and Karkat makes an ill-timed remark. It goes over poorly.
When: Some days after this. BACKDATING IS FOR AWESOME PEOPLE.
Where: The school cafeteria. AND THEN THE ROOF.
Why: Because screamy assholes need to shriek at each other until they feel better and also realize they were fighting over precisely nothing.

[ It was not exactly an easy decision for Vriska to waltz back into school once she'd recovered from her ordeal enough to do so. It wasn't that she was embarrassed by what had happened, so much. To be embarrassed would imply she had any shame left to feel, that such an emotion hadn't been burned from her entirely in the fires of immense public scrutiny and, to her chagrin, pity. No, there was no shame in her now. All her fucks had been taken and she had none left to give.

But there was an emotional rawness, a burn on her pride and her bearing that was still slow-oozing and refusing to heal. It hurt to be ripped open in front of everyone you care about, everyone you've tried so hard to impress. It hurt to learn, at the same time as mostly everyone else, that you were in love with your very taken moirail and best friend. It hurt to be brought so low and it hurt to know you were the reason your friends all had to risk their lives. It hurt in a much different way to know that they were willing to take that risk even after seeing what they saw, knowing what they knew about you now. That was a gentler hurt, but far deeper, too.

She's kept her chin up. She is proud. She is Vriska Serket. She bows for no one, not even herself.

But she can be forgiven if she's a bit tetchy as she sulks her way into the cafeteria that day at lunch, right? Forgiven a bit of, perhaps, overreactive tendencies that might lead her to take even the most innocent comment far, far, far too personally.

Sulk sulk grumble over her tray of human grub as she slouches her way to a table. ]
ihateyouetc: ♋ dungenessmaster@LJ (EGBERT FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK)

YOU ASSHOLES.

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2013-06-21 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ For the record, that's not the only abandoned lunch this table has.

You fuckers. Don't eat everything while Karkat's away talking to other people about very important things!! ]
riseup: (one time rose & jade KISSED on the MOUTH)

pretty much

[personal profile] riseup 2013-06-21 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ FREE BURRITOS ]
ihateyouetc: ♋ sylladex@LJ (WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2013-06-21 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN TWO MINUTES YOU FUCKING VULTURES. ]
riseup: (hello i am not john egbert)

[personal profile] riseup 2013-06-21 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ who knew dave's mouth was so thirsty, karkat ]
riseup: (wanna know a secret? the game.)

[personal profile] riseup 2013-06-21 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ growing god-boys need their food vriska

mommy's babies want their yumyums
]
callbacks: (whoa there girl)

[personal profile] callbacks 2013-06-22 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[The reasonable thing to do would be to split these extra lunches evenly

But yeah fuck that shit.

Dave soooooo casually stretches his other arm out towards Karkat's lunch, making it somehow look completely nonchalant despite it being at a really weird and awkward angle behind him.

The imaginary double-jointed contortionist Bro once told him was his mother would be so proud.]
callbacks: (aint even bothered)

[personal profile] callbacks 2013-06-22 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Also just gonna try to go ahead and put his hands on the edges of those trays.

You know, to steady them, since those assholes keep pounding the table like they're video game lawyers or something.]
riseup: (this is a mystery!)

[personal profile] riseup 2013-06-22 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, just gonna swipe both their drinks now to keep them from spilling while they flail around. Not drinking them yet! Just keeping them safe. Yes... safe.

Don't think he doesn't see you inching toward Karkat's food, Dave. Because he does.
]

What do you think burritos would taste like if they were filled with clouds?

[ And he's going to match your inching. That burrito will be his. John is pretty sure he's legally entitled to half of Karkat's belongings, or something like that. ]
callbacks: (christmas)

[personal profile] callbacks 2013-06-22 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Probably like some seriously nasty soggy shit. Like. If you dipped a flour tortilla in cold water and then slapped it across your taste buds.

[He actually takes a moment from his inching to give the matter the serious thought it deserves.]

Maybe like. A mix of cold water and cream, four parts to one. But only on the inside of the tortilla.

[Only then does he notice John's movement towards the food and he just kind of slides down further in its direction. Paint him like one of your French trolls, John.]

But that would be a sinful thing to do to a perfectly innocent young plate of Mexican food. You are a shame and you should be ashamed.
riseup: (hello i am not john egbert)

[personal profile] riseup 2013-06-22 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, I think it could be pretty good. Clouds and sunshine to keep it from being soggy and some tabasco for flavor. A skyrrito!

[ Heh. Heheh. Heheheheheheheh whoa hey someone's jumping over the table to almost tackle somebody else. Man, what are they fighting about? Do they even know what they're fighting about? Whatever. More importantly, just gonna casually grab the burrito and start dragging it closer to him. ]

What did one chip say to the other chip during a fight?

[ QUICK, APPLICABLE JOKE DIVERSION ]
callbacks: (uh huh)

[personal profile] callbacks 2013-06-27 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
What.

[Dave's hand lands on the other end of Karkat's burrito--hahahaha that sounds like a bad euphemism, is there Mexican food-themed Homestuck porn, I bet there is--the second John starts pulling it away.]

Didn't your nanna teach you that stealing is wrong.

[Without lifting his gaze from John's duplicitous face, he slowly takes another bite of the burrito Vriska left--nay--bequeathed him.]
riseup: (this is dumb. dumber than usual.)

[personal profile] riseup 2013-06-22 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ please they're like two angry peacocks shoving their tailfeathers at each other, they'll never actually peck each others' eyes out ]
callbacks: (camp)

[personal profile] callbacks 2013-06-22 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah they look like they're getting along pretty well from here]