Group text: Roxy and Christopher Chant.

[existechialism]

Hey, Chris.
You better get over here stat. Roxy's arm is achin' something fierce.
A rancorous pain that can only be healed by the gyrations of barely-dressed muscular men.
Don't leave a girl hanging.

Comments

[krestohmansee]

I am very much starting to wish I hadn't agreed to that particular request.

[existechialism]

You've got the power to heal.
Don't scoff at it.

[krestohmansee]

They were really supposed to be for her alone.

[existechialism]

I wasn't about to leave Roxy alone and partially defenseless in a room with a practicing wizard.

[krestohmansee]

Why does everyone on this island think I'm a wizard? I'm an enchanter.

[existechialism]

What's the difference?

[krestohmansee]

I'm at least ten times more powerful than a wizard.

[fuckincakewake]

AND handsomer :3

[krestohmansee]

Why thank you, my dear Roxy.

[existechialism]

Is that the only difference?
Power?

[krestohmansee]

I don't have to use any sort of artificial aid for my spells — I merely think, and it is done. And of course I can do much more than a wizard can. But yes, I suppose 'power' just about sums it up.

[existechialism]

What's the extent of this?

[krestohmansee]

Of my magic?


Actually, I'm not sure. But I am the most powerful enchanter in the Related Worlds besides perhaps the current Chrestomanci, Gabriel de Witt.

[existechialism]

I meant more, what's the worst thing you can do with it?
Insta-death?

[krestohmansee]

I certainly would never kill anyone, even if I could. I've died too many times to ever want to do that.

[fuckincakewake]

oh the pain
its unbearable
i might die
more dudes
older ones some silver foxes if u can
ow oh the agony etc etc

[krestohmansee]

While I'm not sure you'd be able to type if the pain really was as bad as you describe, I suppose I could acquiesce to your request. But you'll have to promise me it stays between the three of us.

Why do you want a silver-coloured fox? Aren't the orange ones nicer? What about white?

[fuckincakewake]

u r def the best chrestomanci
too good 2 me
silver fox btw is slang for foxy older guys with grey hair
mm!!

[fuckincakewake]

maybe like some suits
ties
oldtimey pipes

[krestohmansee]

You seem to have some very specific ideas. Perhaps I should hurry over before they get any more obscene.

[fuckincakewake]

good call

[existechialism]

Try to hold on, Rox.
We're gonna get you through this.

[fuckincakewake]

i think
its the pain only a fullblown dance off can fix
oh no :3

[existechialism]

I understand.
On a scale of one to a highly trained flipperbeast,
how acrobatic do you need these muscled pirouettes to be?

[fuckincakewake]

is distri gonna compete??
got some sick moves to go w those beats

[existechialism]

Hell to the no.
I'm just customizing this order.