Group text: Roxy and Christopher Chant.

[existechialism]

Hey, Chris.
You better get over here stat. Roxy's arm is achin' something fierce.
A rancorous pain that can only be healed by the gyrations of barely-dressed muscular men.
Don't leave a girl hanging.

Comments

[krestohmansee]

While I'm not sure you'd be able to type if the pain really was as bad as you describe, I suppose I could acquiesce to your request. But you'll have to promise me it stays between the three of us.

Why do you want a silver-coloured fox? Aren't the orange ones nicer? What about white?

[fuckincakewake]

u r def the best chrestomanci
too good 2 me
silver fox btw is slang for foxy older guys with grey hair
mm!!

[fuckincakewake]

maybe like some suits
ties
oldtimey pipes

[krestohmansee]

You seem to have some very specific ideas. Perhaps I should hurry over before they get any more obscene.

[fuckincakewake]

good call