happy newmooreiversary to me

[callbacks]

hags
tg (dave strider)

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Online Photo Editor

TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

Comments

[thneed]

Work. 11.23

These are fun. What if I wore these all the time?

[callbacks]

maybe the alternian dialect

[callbacks]

theyve got my stamp of approval
bro?

[thneed]

Then they might not understand his accent.

[callbacks]

he has a way of making himself understood
largely outlined in the scream louder until things happen method

[thneed]

This can only end in claws pinching.

1/SEVERAL

[ihateyouetc]

WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THIS??????

[ihateyouetc]

AND DON'T PURSE YOUR LIPS LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHILE FEELING ALL PROUD OF YOURSELF AS YOU THINK TO SAY SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF "WHY, KARKAT, YOU FEELING OK MAN???"

[ihateyouetc]

"I OBVIOUSLY TOOK THAT PICTURE RIGHT AFTER YOU EMERGED FROM THE OCEAN LIKE THE GOD ABANDONED PRIMORDIAL PERCOLATE THAT BEGAN AS MY SPECIES AT THE INCEPTION OF OUR ORIGINAL UNIVERSE, OOZING OUT OF THE WATER FOR THE FIRST TIME! (THANKS FOR LIFE FYI IT WAS PRETTY "RAD" BEFORE THE APOCALYPSE!)"

[ihateyouetc]

TO WHICH I'D SAY NO SHIT YOU TOOK IT AFTER I PULLED MYSELF FROM THE FUCKING OCEAN
(AND YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU OTHERWISE EXHAUSTIVE INGRATE!)

[ihateyouetc]

BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU TOOK THIS.

[ihateyouetc]

HOW MANY PICTURES DID YOU TAKE.

OK DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

WHY ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES OF ME, DAVE???

[ohmycod]

wet karkat in the ocean
blingee style
its like hes an actual crab
oh shit karcrab
karkrab?

[ohmycod]

how didnt i think of this before???
karkrab
so coddamn obvious but so genius
i am a genius this is great

[riseup]

b+ pranking, good job!

[riseup]

but a+ blingee-ing as usual.

[universalconstant]

what a lovely commemorative photo of sir karkat enjoying the beach!

but he does not appear to be wearing proper swimwear.

[universalconstant]

why are you not wearing proper beach attire is a better question.

[callbacks]

i take pictures of everybody dude
photography is kind of my thing
you know one of a vast number of things i do since im such a versatile contributor to the fine arts

[callbacks]

actually i really wanted to take video but i was laughing too hard
i even tried looping back for a clip but it was still too funny

[callbacks]

do you really need me to count my pics
ive got a whole years worth backed up at this point

[callbacks]

this wasnt a prank
this was a promise

[callbacks]

but yeah i cant decide what my favorite part is
the decapitated mermaid or the seizure shades

[ihateyouetc]

I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THAT!
I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE GOD DAMN WATER BUT DID ANYONE LISTEN TO ME???
NO, OF COURSE THEY DIDN'T!
BY GOLLY GOSH, KARKAT! THAT'S NOT FAIR. PEOPLE LISTEN TO YOU SOMETIMES!
OK DIALOGUE THAT SOUNDS SOMEWHAT REMINISCENT OF JADE AND JOHN'S ECTOBIOLOGICAL RELATION!
I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE SAID THE SAME EXACT THING BEFORE IN RELATION TO SOMETHING ELSE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK IT, YOU'RE CRIMINALLY EASY TO MOCK AND BY GOD, YOU HAVE A POINT!
THEY DO LISTEN BUT THAT'S MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SICK OF LISTENING TO ME SCREAM AT THEM.
DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ME???
NOT WHEN THEY FUCKING SHOULD.
WHEN PRESENTED WITH THE NORMAL AND RATIONAL OPTION, EVERYONE SEEMS TO GO STRAIGHT FOR THE OTHER SELECTION WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO PROVIDE THE MAXIMUM FRUSTRATION FOR KARKAT, WHICH ALSO HAPPENS TO COINCIDE WITH THE HIGHEST ENTERTAINMENT VALUE FOR EVERY OTHER ASSHOLE INVESTED IN MAKING EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN MY LIFE RAMBUNCTIOUSLY RETARDED.
OH WAIT, THAT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE AT ALL!