happy newmooreiversary to me

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hags
tg (dave strider)

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Online Photo Editor

TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

Comments

[ihateyouetc]

THE TIMESTAMPS ARE INACCURATE WITH THE CAREFUL PRECISION OF THE DEFAULT CALENDAR.
YOU DID THAT IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION BECAUSE IT'S "IRONIC" EVEN THOUGH THAT ISN'T EVEN WHAT "IRONY" MEANS.

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do you really think i cant remember shit on my own
come on karkat whos the asshole juggling fifteen different time loops on any given day

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anyway no it was nothing like that
past dave just dropped in to remind me since it was too cold when he was from

[ihateyouetc]

OH, WELL, THAT JUST INVALIDATES MY POINT ENTIRELY!
THAT SURE ISN'T RESORTING TO CHEAP TRICKS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T REMEMBER CRAP.
CONSIDER MY SKEPTICISM WITHDRAWN.

[ihateyouetc]

HOW COULD IT EVEN HAVE BEEN "TOO COLD."
THE WHOLE THING THAT STARTED THIS WAS THAT ONE VERSION OF ME NOT BEING ABLE TO SWIM WHEN EVERYONE WAS A PIRATE.
IT WASN'T THAT COLD THEN.

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it was kind of cold

[ihateyouetc]

NOT REALLY?
NO WORSE THAN ANY OTHER BORING HUMAN "SEASONS" ON THIS ISLAND.

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whos the one who got dragged overboard again
roses underwater octopus lair was freezing ok

[ihateyouetc]

I AM INTIMATELY AWARE OF WHO GOT SNATCHED "OVER BOARD" AND DRAGGED INTO THE ABYSS GOD DAMMIT.
WHO CARES ABOUT THAT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS SEASONAL WEATHER COMPARISON!
YOU WEREN'T GOING TO

[ihateyouetc]

HOLD ON

[ihateyouetc]

DID YOU NOT THROW ME IN THE OCEAN BECAUSE YOU WERE THINKING IT WAS TOO COLD TO THROW SOMEONE IN THE OCEAN?
NOT ON YOUR END BUT LIKE FROM A "THE ONE BEING THROWN IN THE OCEAN" PERSPECTIVE.

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why would it matter for the person not going in the ocean

1/?? NOT COUNTING NOT SURE.

[ihateyouetc]

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[ihateyouetc]

OK DONE SHORTER THAN I THOUGHT.

[ihateyouetc]

GOD
THIS DAY HAS BEEN SO AWFUL ON SO MANY LEVELS.

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was it still too cold
i thought it was ok

[ihateyouetc]

NO, IT WAS OK.
NOT THAT I HAVE ANY COMPARISONS SINCE I DON'T TEND TO GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN BUT IT SEEMED FINE SINCE I WAS MOVING A LOT.
I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE UNIMPORTANT THAT NEEDS NO ELABORATION OR EXAMINING.

Oh good because I missed an opportunity to reference this earlier

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oh ok
is this a topic that also needs to be dropped like its hot while the pimps etc

THIS DAY IS AWFUL.

[ihateyouetc]

NO IT'S OK TOO
BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT ELSE THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER
SO ALL IN ALL I THINK IT CAN COME TO A NATURAL AND SANE CONCLUSION.

YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF why don't I have a cute Davekat icon

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ok sounds good