happy newmooreiversary to me

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hags
tg (dave strider)

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Online Photo Editor

TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

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anyway i just checked and i have way more pictures of me and john than i do of you so you can ease the flapping cockles of your heart

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all the "ironic" selcas.
ALL of them.

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if theres an unironic way to take "selcas" i dont want to hear about it

1/I DON'T FEEL LIKE COUNTING

[ihateyouetc]

OH HUH
I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE
I DIDN'T THINK OF IT LIKE THAT.

[ihateyouetc]

IT'S COOL YOU'RE INTO THAT.
I FEEL LIKE IF I HAD PICTURES OF EVERYBODY WHO LEFT I'D PROBABLY JUST GET REALLY DEPRESSED
BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

[ihateyouetc]

I STILL HAVE THE DOG SIGNATURE SHE APPENDED TO OUR CORRESPONDENCE.
JADE I MEAN.
THE SECOND ITERATION, BEFORE THE THIRD ITERATION WHO WAS HERE FOR A WHILE BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARED.
SHE DIDN'T REALIZE SHE WAS SICCING THE HOUNDS ON ME EVERY TIME SHE REPLIED TO ME AND I TOLD HER TO CALL OFF THE DOGS.

[ihateyouetc]

SHE GOT REALLY MAD SINCE SHE THOUGHT I WAS INSULTING HER DOG HALF BUT IT WAS ALL SOME HORRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING.

[ihateyouetc]

IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY, IN RETROSPECT.
MAN, I MISS JADE.

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yeah
me too bro

OK DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

ANYWAY, SHUT UP.
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PICTURES YOU HAVE OF ME.

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then why did you ask

[ihateyouetc]

IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, DAMMIT.
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY THINK YOU HAD THAT MANY.

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like i said
ive been here a whole year as of this morning
and my ishades come with a snapshot function for when i dont have a camera on me
theres things i wouldnt want to forget you know?

[ihateyouetc]

OK GIVEN MY PREVIOUS COMMENT REGARDING YOUR INCREDIBLY ABYSMAL POWERS OF RECOLLECTION, I ESPECIALLY UNDERSTAND THE SENTIMENT
BUT ISN'T THE WHOLE THING WITH YOUR "ISHADES" A HUGE INVASION OF PRIVACY.

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i guess you could look at it that way
i know there are laws about taking photos of strangers in public places in america but tbh i never really boned up on them
besides even if i have my ishades camera i dont really use it much anymore except to text people photos of shit in emergency situations
john got me a good camera last december

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH, I KNOW.
I JUST HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE USING IT THAT MUCH.
BUT WHATEVER. THEY PROBABLY DON'T HAVE ANY PRIVACY LAWS HERE ANYWAY.

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we could ask the mayor