happy newmooreiversary to me

[callbacks]

hags
tg (dave strider)

[Edit five minutes later (also GIF WARNING):]


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TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

Comments

[callbacks]

this time around it was pretty obvious that whatever was happening it wasnt really our you so itd be kind of dumb to hold a grudge for that

[ohmycod]

our you

[ohmycod]

youre all a bunch of weirdos

[callbacks]

said the fish alien moon princess

[ohmycod]

i said 'weird' not 'fuck yeah clawesome'

[callbacks]

rad snapper

[ohmycod]

38D
damn it
watch it with the fishpuns
lalondes be doin that shit
dont need you startin it

[callbacks]

if youre shore
ps as moms son im technically half lalonde slimeways just so you know

[ohmycod]

stupid weird bass human genetic nonsense

[callbacks]

ill see if i can get karkat to draw a chart for you

[ohmycod]

yeah ok
im shore a vantas chart is just what i need to clear all this up
at least itll probubbly be whales more fun than my teams shitty vantass chart shit

[callbacks]

your vantas made shipping charts too???

[ohmycod]

yeah right
thatd be
kind of weird actually why is shouty making shipping charts???
anemoneway no he just made charts for everyfin
just
augh
he thought he was the leader n shit but he couldnt lead himshellf out of a paper bag

[callbacks]

huh
do you know if he happened to turn into a weird rebel dude in karkats universe

[ohmycod]

uh
i think i was informed aboat somefin like that but the specifics escape me
mostly cause i was preoccupied with not fallin asleep

[callbacks]

yeah i dont blame you
i just ask because i think that guy turned up here before
the big version
not the one from your session

[ohmycod]

oh cod a bigger kankri
i can only imagine what kinda torture that was

[callbacks]

he was ok
he talked a lot
but he was definitely the least douchebaggy out of those of us who turned into our aged up alt selves or whatever

[ohmycod]

sorry bro ive got trouble believing that
aint nomoby a bigger d bag than kankri triggerwarning vantas

[callbacks]

big alter ampora wasnt winning any personality contests