thoughtformed | happy newmooreiversary to me

aww youve been thinking aboat me 38D
but no aint talking aboat no fishies this time
karkrab
i just came up with that! 38D
isnt that the most adorbs thing anybodys efin ever called you

GOD, YOU REALLY ARE RELATED TO FEFERI.
OK, I'LL ADMIT OUT OF ALL THE NICKNAMES I'VE BEEN CALLED THAT ARE BASED OFF OF AQUATIC CREATURES
THAT ONE'S PROBABLY THE BEST.
SHE CALLED ME ALL KINDS OF STUFF LIKE THAT.
ONCE SHE SAID "CRABCATCH" WHICH OK, I GUESS I GET THAT
BUT ONCE SHE CALLED ME "CARPCATFISH" WHICH WAS KIND OF PUSHING IT IF YOU ASK ME.

aww snap no fair
oh well whatevs
ive got mad respect for my dancestors punning skills now tho
i like crabcatch
id have just gone with karcatfish but whatevs
if i can manage to keep my cray down im givin her a hi5 for all these puns if she ever washes up

HONESTLY YOU PROBABLY MAKE MORE PUNS THAN SHE DOES.
HOW YOU TALK IN PARTICULAR JUST LENDS TO MORE PUNS SO I THINK YOU'VE GOT THE MARKET CORNERED THERE.
THE WAY YOU GUYS CARRY YOURSELVES IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TOO EVEN THOUGH I SEE A COUPLE SIMILARITIES HERE AND THERE.
LIKE FOR INSTANCE FEFERI MANAGED TO GET A COUPLE REALLY GOOD BURNS ON VRISKA.
I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE SINCE I WASN'T PAYING THAT MUCH ATTENTION BUT I REMEMBER THINKING WHOA! THAT WAS FEFERI? AND THEN FILING IT AWAY AND NOT THINKING ABOUT IT AGAIN.
UNTIL JUST NOW ACTUALLY.
ANYWAY, SHE WAS REALLY PEACEABLE BUT SHE COULD DEFINITELY HOLD HER OWN.
SHE EVEN TRIED TO STAB ERIDAN WITH A TRIDENT
GRANTED THAT WAS AFTER HE BETRAYED OUR TEAM BUT STILL.

aww hell yeah!!!
adorbubble little dancestor was a boss
it runs in the blood yo
dont you go messin with fuchsia ladies they will eff you up
while punning and being cute as shit all the whale

SHE WAS PRETTY GREAT UNTIL ERIDAN KILLED HER AND THEN AFTER THAT SHE WAS PRETTY GREAT ANYWAY.
WHILE SHE WAS HERE I'D TRY TO AVOID HER IN THE SCHOOLHIVE SINCE SOMETIMES SHE'D FOLLOW ME THROUGH HALLS AND TRY TO HUG ME. NOT OUT OF ANY RED INTEREST OR ANYTHING. SHE ALREADY HAD A MATESPRIT BUT I THINK SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.
SHE WAS LIKE ARADIA IN THAT SHE HAD THIS UNFAILING SENSE EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO BE FINE EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG.
MORE ACCURATELY, SHE WAS LIKE ARADIA PROVIDED WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ARADIA WHO'S ALIVE.
WHEN ARADIA WAS DEAD SHE WAS PRETTY CREEPY.
I MEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE SHE WAS DEAD WHEN SHE ENTERED THE GAME.
THEN SHE BECAME A SPRITE AND THEN A ROBOT?
BUT WHATEVER, I'M GLAD IT WORKED OUT FOR HER.

dude wut
ampora krilled my adorabubble ancestor???
what the fuck
i mean i got no place to talk since id like shank her probubbly but cmon
thats p effed up
gurlfrond goes round hugging karkrabs and making glubby noises and fish puns and ampora culls her???
what the eff

OK WELL IN HIS DEFENSE
WELL
THERE'S NO ACTUAL DEFENSE?
BUT HE FEELS REALLY BAD ABOUT IT NOW AND I THINK HE'S SINCERE.
PLUS EVERY FEFERI WHO'S BEEN HERE HAS FORGIVEN HIM FOR DOING IT SO I FEEL LIKE IT'S A MOOT POINT TO HOLD IT AGAINST HIM NOW.
HE KILLED KANAYA TOO AND THAT WAS REALLY UPSETTING FOR ME FOR A WHILE.
I DIDN'T FORGIVE HIM UNTIL KANAYA ARRIVED HERE AND I FOUND OUT HIM KILLING HER ACTUALLY WORKED OUT PRETTY WELL SINCE IT TURNS OUT SHE'S A RAINBOW DRINKER.
AND BY "PRETTY WELL" I MEAN "RELATIVELY WELL" SINCE SHE HAD THE MATRIORB AND ERIDAN DESTROYED IT AND THUS DOOMED OUR ENTIRE SPECIES TO EXTINCTION.
I'VE HEARD THE "HOPE" ASPECT IS UNAPOLOGETICALLY AWFUL.
BUT IN THE END KANAYA KILLED HIM BY SAWING HIM IN HALF SO SHE GOT EVEN WITH HIM, AGAIN THE WHOLE MATRIORB AND FUCKING US ALL OVER THING NOT WITHSTANDING.
AND THEN GAMZEE DECAPITATED HIS TWO PIECE CARCASS FOR SOME REASON? GAMZEE STARTED DECAPITATING A LOT OF PEOPLE EVEN IF HE DIDN'T KILL THEM. HONESTLY WHILE OVERALL OUR SESSION WAS REALLY SUCCESSFUL EVERYTHING JUST FELL APART AFTER IT WAS OVER.
THEN THAT PRAT WITH THE WHITE TEXT STARTED TELLING ME NOT TO TURN MY BACK ON "THE BODY" BUT THERE WERE SO MANY BODIES IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHICH ONE HE MEANT.
GOD
THERE WERE SO MANY BODIES.

oh yeah i met maryam mk 2
she was p cool efin tho she called me a sociopath
i mean i aint gonna contest it but i was just trying to be her frond and shit
but dang
didnt know she was a motherglubbin badass chainsawin amporas
man nubby thats a whole load of bullsharkshit right there

i kinda knew being shitty ran in the ampora blood but i thought yours was the less annoyin of the two now idk

also fyi you mentioned everyfin falling apart immediately after all the details about your fronds bein mutilated
just
im hopin that was an accident but if it wasnt
just
no shouty
bad pun
bad shouty

ERIDAN'S OK WHEN HE'S NOT TRYING TO KILL EVERYBODY, WHICH HE HASN'T TRIED TO DO IN ALMOST A WHOLE SWEEP NOW?
SO HE'S OK. HE WHINES A LOT BUT SOMETIMES HE ACKNOWLEDGES HIS PROBLEMS FOR WHAT THEY ARE AND THEN DOESN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT DAMMIT, AT LEAST HE CAN IDENTIFY THE PROBLEMS ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE WHEN ALL THE STARS ARE ALIGNED!
THAT'S A GREAT FUCK BETTER THAN HALF OF THESE BASTARDS.

WAIT
FUCK
I DID???

OH GOD
I DID
THAT'S SO MESSED UP

OK THAT WAS A TOTAL ACCIDENT BUT I STAND BY THE IDEA THAT EVERYTHING WAS LITERALLY MANGLED BEYOND REPAIR.

WAIT NO

I MEAN THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF OUR TEAM WAS COMPLETELY DISMEMBERED AND LEFT FOR DEAD IN A COOLING POOL OF ITS OWN LIFEJUICE.

ARGH NO

SEE WHAT THEY PUT ME THROUGH???
SEE WHAT THEY DID TO ME??????

OK I GOT IT THIS TIME
IT WAS JUST BAD.

THERE. I ACCURATELY DEPICTED THE SITUATION WITHOUT RESORTING TO GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS THAT BRING TO MIND THE MUTILATED CORPSES OF MY FRIENDS.

and it only took four tries
so proud of you nubby
so very proud

happy newmooreiversary to me

she likes that about him it is attractive 38*

THAT NICKNAME SOUNDS FAMILIAR. HE CAN'T PLACE WHY? (COULD IT BE FEFERI CALLED HIM KARCRAB???)

no

HMMM MUST JUST BE IMAGINING THINGS. (SOMEBODY MISSES FEFERI A LOT ACTUALLY)

is it me

IT CAN BE YOU. IT'S ALSO THIS GUY WHO IS TALKING A LOT ABOUT NOTHING.

continue whispering sweet nothings

OH, HE WILL.

yeeees

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