happy newmooreiversary to me

[callbacks]

hags
tg (dave strider)

[Edit five minutes later (also GIF WARNING):]


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TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

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[callbacks]

(some of them are pretty horrific)
(anyway i said something offhand once about some of those books and he acted funny)
(so just take him at his word because hes probably seen crazier shit than all of us combined)

[ihateyouetc]

(IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE INCENTIVE OR SOMETHING)
(I DON'T WANT TO READ THAT SHIT)
(ANYWAY FISH AREN'T CRAZY THEY'RE JUST STUPID)
(THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH THIS CONVERSATION!)
(WHICH IS: THIS WHOLE EXCHANGE IS STUPID)

[callbacks]

(im just saying hes probably not delusional)
(well)
(not the kind of delusional where rhyming and or talking fish is a weird thing)
(just think of him as another kind of alien i guess and fish are different on his planet)

[ihateyouetc]

(OK FAIR ENOUGH)
(BUT CAN WE AGREE HE SEEMS TO HAVE AN UNUSUAL PREOCCUPATION WITH THEM)

[callbacks]

(yeah he does bring them up like every other time we talk)
(but maybe because they were his friends??)
(we talk about our friends all the time)

[ihateyouetc]

(OK HOLD ON I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING)
(I'M GOING TO ASK HIM A QUESTION)

[callbacks]

karkat you cant just ask a man if hes had personal relationships with fish
i mean
(karkat you cant ask just ask a man if hes had personal relationships with fish)

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT
WAIT
(WHAT)
(WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT)

[callbacks]

(it isnt ours to judge what someone does with their fishy friends)

[ihateyouetc]

(I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT)
(I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES)
(THAT SEEMS A BIT...)
(I DUNNO)
(I'M NOT SURE WHAT WORD I'M LOOKING FOR HERE)

[callbacks]

(normal?)

[ihateyouetc]

(IT'S NOT NORMAL IF THEY'RE HIS FRIENDS, DAMMIT)
(WE KNOW OUR FRIENDS' NAMES!)

[ihateyouetc]

(HUH, WELL)
(LOOKS LIKE I HAD IT ALL WRONG)
(THEY REALLY ARE FRIENDS)