happy newmooreiversary to me

[callbacks]

hags
tg (dave strider)

[Edit five minutes later (also GIF WARNING):]


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TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

Comments

[ohmycod]

what the fuck man fish where "it" is at

[ihateyouetc]

OK YEAH THAT'S AN ANSWER I'D EXPECT FROM YOU
BUT THIS GUY DOESN'T EVEN "PUN" ABOUT FISH
HE JUST SAYS THEY'RE USED FOR RHYMING
AND THEN HE HANGS OUT WITH FISH AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES?
THAT SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY TERRIBLE RELATIONSHIP!

[ohmycod]

you can just chill with some fish without needin to know their names
just hanging
aint nofin wrong with that

[ihateyouetc]

OK BUT HOW CAN SOMEBODY SAY THEIR FRIENDS ARE FISH AND NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEIR NAMES ARE.
IS THE HUMAN DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP REALLY "NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER"? BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE TO JOHN FOR BEING AN IDIOT WHEN I SAID THAT.
NOT THAT YOU'D ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE HUMAN DEFINITION MEANS BUT I THINK IT MAKES MORE SENSE THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THEIR NAMES TO HANG OUT WITH THEM
WHAT WITH THE DEFINITION OF TROLL FRIENDSHIP AND ALL THAT
UNLESS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP WAS DIFFERENT IN YOUR ITERATION OF THE TROLL UNIVERSE AND ALIGNED MORE CLOSELY WITH THE HUMAN DEFINITION???

[ohmycod]

karkat have you never just like hung out with someone
and was all
shell that was sweet didnt catch that dudes name but he was rad
id hang again and call him a frond
you gotta open your thinkpan to new ways of fishship

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH BUT IN THAT CASE HE'S NOT ACTUALLY MY FRIEND??
HE'S JUST SOME GUY WHO HAPPENED TO NOT BE THOROUGHLY DETESTABLE
WHICH IS A RARE FUCKING SIGHT AROUND HERE, LET ME TELL YOU.
I MEAN EVEN IF I WANTED TO CALL HIM MY FRIEND I WOULDN'T START REFERRING TO HIM AS MY FRIEND OR MAKE HIM THE OBJECT OF POINTLESS AND CREEPILY OBSESSIVE RHYMES
AND IF WE MET AGAIN I'D PROBABLY REMEMBER I LIKED HIM AND ASK HIS NAME???
BUT I GUESS IT'S A MOOT POINT SINCE THE ONCE-LER REALLY WAS FRIENDS WITH THE FISH.
IF THEY'VE ATTEMPTED TO MAIM OR KILL YOU AND THEN YOU'RE COOL
THAT'S BASICALLY TRUE FRIENDSHIP RIGHT THERE.

[thneed]

They're not creepily obsessive.

[ihateyouetc]

KINDA WEIRD TO HAVE A LOT OF RHYMES ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS, DUDE.

[thneed]

No. No. Rhyming is a beloved pastime and a sign of respect.
That's not weird at all. I rhyme about everybody.

[ihateyouetc]

DON'T HUMAN WIGGLERS USE RHYMING NAMES TO CRITICIZE EACH OTHER.
I THINK I REMEMBER WATCHING A SHOW LIKE THAT ONCE.

[thneed]

What kind of sick show uses rhymes as insults?

[ohmycod]

rhyme about karkat
right now

[thneed]

Well he doesn't hit or pry,
but he'll give you a mean eye;
Claims he hates you out of spite
but he doesn't even bite;
Calling him rude or mean ain't fair,
'cause that's just a good friend there.

[ohmycod]

38D
hehehe
thats adorbs

[thneed]

Adorabubble, right?

[ihateyouetc]

MAN, THIS IS CONFUSING.

[ohmycod]

its ok
youre tryin