happy newmooreiversary to me

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hags
tg (dave strider)

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TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

Comments

[ihateyouetc]

ANYWAY THAT'S NOT EVEN IMPORTANT
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A PRETTY CORDIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH FISH!
HOW CAN YOU HANG OUT WITH THEM AND NOT EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES???

[thneed]

You had that saved why?

And I don't know. They never called me by my name. We didn't need names.

[ihateyouetc]

I THOUGHT I MIGHT NEED IT AT SOME POINT OK?
AND I WAS RIGHT! WHO CARES?
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH FISH THAT TRANSCENDS THE BOUNDARIES OF NORMAL HUMAN FRIENDSHIP.

[thneed]

Yeah, sure. We didn't need names. We'd hang out and eat pancakes and sometimes they'd try to kill me and sometimes I'd step on them by accident and there you go.

Fish Friendship.

[ihateyouetc]

HUH...
I GUESS THEY REALLY WERE YOUR FRIENDS.

[thneed]

They sure were.

[ihateyouetc]

OK BUT HEAR ME OUT HERE
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT IS KIND OF FUCKED UP YOU ONLY CALL THEM BY THE NAME "FISH."
ISN'T THAT ESSENTIALLY ROBBING THEM OF THEIR INDIVIDUALITY?

[thneed]

But I never had only one at my door? They kept in groups of three or more. So instead of addressing them each by name I just called them all the same.

[ihateyouetc]

OH LORD. WHAT NEXT.
ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THEY WERE IDENTICAL.

[thneed]

Well... fish are born in large groups at the same time so I guess they all really are technically identical twins.

[ihateyouetc]

HUMAN FISH ARE BORN?

[thneed]

They hatch from eggs.

[thneed]

But they all hatch at the same time and grow up to look the same so- born identical, right?