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[ricinbeans]

What's with the flood?

Yo, newbies. Make sure you stop by Madame Red's Antiques for whatever you need. Seriously, you want it, we most likely got it.

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[highlyinformed]

Thank you, Mister Pinkman. We appreciate the.. "hype."

[ricinbeans]

Just doin' my job, Mr. Lau. Advertising.

And hey, you actually got that one right.

[highlyinformed]

Did I? I wasn't sure, but it felt right so I went with it. That's wonderful.

[thneed]

[ LIGHTBULB. ]

Jesse, that's genius.

[ricinbeans]

Thanks, man. You could say consumer outreach is one of my areas of expertise.

[99purroblems]

:33 < hmmmmmm
:33 < do you have propurr paint?
:33 < i sniffed around but the other stores dont s33m to have the right kind

[ricinbeans]

Juanes doesn't have paint?

[99purroblems]

:33 < is that the big warehive that plays the catchy jingle?

[ricinbeans]

Yeah, the one that always gets stuck in your head.

[99purroblems]

:33 < yes its great!
:33 < but when i finished purrusing the place i checked all their paints and they kind of smelled funny
:33 < like oil and chemicals blaaawrwrawrgh XOO
:33 < so i was wondering if there were other kinds or if all human paints smell gross

[ricinbeans]

Uh what else would they smell like? Paint's paint, it's supposed to smell gross, that's why you don't go huffin' it

[99purroblems]

:33 < why would they do that to purrfectly good paint?
:33 < what is human paint even made of?

[ricinbeans]

Pretty much what you said, oil and chemicals. Pigments, solvents, crap like that. What kinda paint are you lookin' for? If we don't have it I can raid the art department and try to hook you up.

[99purroblems]

:33 < do you have troll paint?
:33 < or anything i can color with thats made out of more natural ingredients
:33 < even the least offensive of your paints makes me sn33ze X33

[ricinbeans]

Oh, uh, more trolls. I used to live with some of you guys. None of them asked about paint though? So I'm pretty sure we don't have any. Sorry.




Wait what's troll paint made out of

[99purroblems]

:33 < blood mostly

[ricinbeans]

Like

Blood blood?

[99purroblems]

:33 < is there another kind of blood?
:33 < i thought efurrything on your human planet all had the same kind

[99purroblems]

:33 < maybe its a good thing you dont have real paint after all
:33 < there isnt much i could make only in red

then again so is meth

[ricinbeans]

That's so messed up, yo, Jesus Christ. No, we don't got any blood paint. Pretty sure that's illegal.

Somehow I bet Lau has some somewhere anyway

[99purroblems]

:33 < well ok
:33 < i dont see why since appurrently humans cant even breathe around their paints theyre so gross
:33 < i guess i can make some charcoal instead

god probably jesse doesn't need to cry today

[ricinbeans]

'Cause gettin blood for paint would probably involve murder?

Watercolors might work better if you got a sensitive nose.

[thneed]

No kiddin'!

Too bad Lau's already got ya for whatever it is you do.

[ricinbeans]

Advertising? Nah, you seem like you do that well enough.

[subspaceflowers]

This is why we love you, Jesse.