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[odinsons]

[ so. this is something. sort of. ]

You take me from where I am needed to deposit me in a realm where I am claimed a false being. Yet here I am real.

[ yo, he's heard that song and dance before on midgard. you're totally late on that one, new moore. and he doesn't believe it for one second. ]

I do not take kindly to such deceit and would like to speak with your leader peaceably—should that not be obtained, I share no qualm in using force. But I do not wish it to come to that.

[ there is a brief pause; someone looks a mite bit angry ]

It is your choice.

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[thatboyisamonster]

What would you know about my foresight, Thor? Long have you ignored it. Does this new-fond appreciation of me come from the past or the future?

[hammerhappy]

Mischief and plans require foresight.

[thatboyisamonster]

Try not to strain yourself from the truth.

[hammerhappy]

It is merely fact.

[thatboyisamonster]

Facts can never be so inconsequential.

[hammerhappy]

You see no advantage in looking forward?

[thatboyisamonster]

Are you putting words in my mouth, Odinson?

[hammerhappy]

No.

[thatboyisamonster]

All I have to look forward to is a prison cell.

Of course, this is where you will tell me how dearly I deserve it and how easily I am forgiven and so forth.

[hammerhappy]

I did not refer to your future, Loki.

[thatboyisamonster]

Oh, of course. Why would you?

[hammerhappy]

And I do not treat what you do as inevitable. That is you.

What is it that you desire?

[thatboyisamonster]

I will not hear these lies, Thor. Find another Loki to spew them to.

As for my desires, do you want a list?

[hammerhappy]

You have a fascinating way of hearing my words.

And if they are the truth, then feel free, but do not pepper them with things to make yourself seem much worse than you are. I am not interested.

[thatboyisamonster]

If you are not interested, then I see no reason to oblige the mighty. Go ask the Avengers.

[hammerhappy]

Am I speaking to the Avengers?

[thatboyisamonster]

Unfortunately, no, but that's hardly my problem now, is it?

[hammerhappy]

Loki.

[thatboyisamonster]

Thor.

[hammerhappy]

I ask for things that are not lies, and you tell me to speak to the Avengers.

[thatboyisamonster]

I suppose I can indulge your curiosity. The rest, however, I have no interest in sharing with a Thor like yourself.

I wish to be king. There. Mystery solved.

[hammerhappy]

But Loki is not the heir.

[thatboyisamonster]

Mother made me King once, for a time. You had been banished and Odin was in his usual comatose state. Who else did Asgard have?

[hammerhappy]

And then what happened?

[thatboyisamonster]

You "happened".