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[fuckincakewake]

whos got 2 workin arms and a killer need 2 get her beach on?
dis chix
yisssss
got my self a hollatchaboi-esq swimsuit and spf bajillion for the pasty arm
ps lol at it and u will so how tough it healed rite in ur face
but 4 realz
rosie davey joegg ur all there for sure obvi!!
distrid u r sittin next to me but fyi get ur trunks on
i bought u some so dont front cuz ur goin
i also bought u a banana hammock bc u know whatever ur comfortable in
maybe show off those strider gams
meens tear urself from the bakery that shall nt b named to play for a day ok
ill even let u declare urself ruler of the ocean n the seas if ur good
everybody else is invited to ro-lals beach extravaganza too
bc i look crazy fineass in this bikini n i wont deprive any of u of its majesty ;)

Comments

[uneulogized]

We have a lot of beach parties.

[fuckincakewake]

explosive revelations from the toddster
we have the best amount of beach partays

[uneulogized]

Which is still, functionally, a lot.

[fuckincakewake]

this best not b complaining
also i couldnt really participate b4 now

[thneed]

Oh yay. I'm glad your arm is better.

[fuckincakewake]

me 2!
it looked hella goofy w the bikini

[finesthour]

Oh! Where would I find a swimsuit?

[finesthour]

Should I also get a "hollatchaboi--esq" suit?

[fuckincakewake]

ummmmm
maybe just a cute tankini 4 the old fashioned gurl
we can get em @ juanes

[thneed]

It was cute as far as casts go though.

[existechialism]

Rox, I spent my whole goddam life next to the ocean.
What makes you think I want to be anywhere near it?
But I'll tell you what,
if you can get Dave in one of those curved fruit sacks, I'll come.

[fuckincakewake]

the polar icecaps melted smartass
we all were surrounded by ocean
and i didnt hear any carapace whinin bout it
u have to come AND wear the fruit sack 2
or no dice
no sittin under the umbrella in ur civs

[existechialism]

You didn't have the fucking seagulls.
If I have to hear the raucous cawing one more time I'm going to go into flashbacks.
Flashbacks of sitting in my apartment listening to fucking seagulls all day.
You know I wrote translation program? It was actually pretty easy.
Because seagulls are about the stupidest goddam birds on the face of the Earth.

[fuckincakewake]

so what ur tellin me is
dirk strider speaks seagull?
speak human for a sec and take my offer btw

[uneulogized]

It's complaining.

But I get that.

[fuckincakewake]

u broke ur arm before?
really impedes the beach fun

[fuckincakewake]

awww
u think im cute?

[uneulogized]

I died before.

Really impedes the beach fun.

[fuckincakewake]

oh
u got better huh

i just keep imagining dirk as the todd

[riseup]

sweet, that will be a nice distraction!
i'm glad your arm healed too.
sorry the wizard i drew on the cast was so shitty.

oh thank god it wasnt just me

[fuckincakewake]

yea super stuff shitty rn ngl
i want shouty to b w us too obvi but hes preoccupied screamin at himself
hes prob not a super huge beach bum either
tho when we get him home i think we should dunk him 4 makin us go thru that jysk

oh thank god it wasnt just me

[fuckincakewake]

omg watch ur mouth
he wasnt shitty!!!!
he ruled over those signatures and oncies pizza coupon with dark magikks
they started as the light but after some tragic complications
hes had no choice but 2 succumb to the darkness
i have written a rich backstory 4 him already obvi

[riseup]

dave threw him in the ocean right before he got tv-napped.
i am all for revenge-pranking him after he gets back, but maybe not like that.
we can do better than what dave did!

[fuckincakewake]

oh snap
yea reverse prank that beeyotch
id help but janeys kina the prankster in our group
everytime i try to prank ppl distri is always harshin the buzz like
no rolal thats jeopardizin the space time continuum and
that explosion will get someone hurt and
u cant mutilate a person just to prove ur point
prankster downer rite?

[existechialism]

My terms are clear, Lalonde.
Get Dave in a cherry red potassium receptacle and I'll show up in anything you want.