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[fuckincakewake]

whos got 2 workin arms and a killer need 2 get her beach on?
dis chix
yisssss
got my self a hollatchaboi-esq swimsuit and spf bajillion for the pasty arm
ps lol at it and u will so how tough it healed rite in ur face
but 4 realz
rosie davey joegg ur all there for sure obvi!!
distrid u r sittin next to me but fyi get ur trunks on
i bought u some so dont front cuz ur goin
i also bought u a banana hammock bc u know whatever ur comfortable in
maybe show off those strider gams
meens tear urself from the bakery that shall nt b named to play for a day ok
ill even let u declare urself ruler of the ocean n the seas if ur good
everybody else is invited to ro-lals beach extravaganza too
bc i look crazy fineass in this bikini n i wont deprive any of u of its majesty ;)

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[riseup]

dave threw him in the ocean right before he got tv-napped.
i am all for revenge-pranking him after he gets back, but maybe not like that.
we can do better than what dave did!

[fuckincakewake]

oh snap
yea reverse prank that beeyotch
id help but janeys kina the prankster in our group
everytime i try to prank ppl distri is always harshin the buzz like
no rolal thats jeopardizin the space time continuum and
that explosion will get someone hurt and
u cant mutilate a person just to prove ur point
prankster downer rite?