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[arachnologist]

Am I just not cool enough to get a roommate?

Still here, by the way.

Can I get a roll call or something?

This is probably sort of belated, but I've been busy. Like. Really. You don't even know.

That sounds weak even to me. Let's move on.

So. Summer. What do people do here? That aren't, like. Summer camp age. Definitely outgrew that at fourteen years old. Can't really do internships anymore, that's pretty much off the table. I mean, I guess I still could, but wow, let's not get sidetracked.

I don't know if I want a job. I'm still figuring that out. Just a way to pass the time is all I'm really looking for. Does this question get asked constantly? I bet it does. I'm not looking.

Okay, here's a really morbid question. I have a good reason for asking, just bear with me. Is there a cemetery here? There has to be. Near the hospital, maybe? God.

How do people sign off on their posts? I'm just full of great questions today. It feels weird just leaving it, you know? I haven't done the online blogging thing since, uh. Ever? Right. Okay, whatever. If anyone wants to reach me personally, the important people should have my number. Thanks.

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[unmasking]

Maybe we're both just not cool enough for a roommate.

[arachnologist]

You too, huh?

Maybe we just pass the adult test.

[unmasking]

I'll take that, though I'm wondering how other Peter doesn't pass.

Is he especially immature?

[arachnologist]

Okay, that's - you are cheating, Peter Parker. I never said that!

[unmasking]

I'm just reading between the lines.

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[everythingspandex]

Cemetery ... ?

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[arachnologist]

I want somewhere to-

I know I can't visit him really. But I just thought maybe...

I don't know. God.

[arachnologist]

Creative interpretation is just the nice name for cheating.

[unmasking]

It's not my fault you deemed me as worthy of adulthood.

[arachnologist]

Okay, I'm so not the one who decided on our rooming situations. It wasn't my litmus test!

[unmasking]

But now you're trying to cover yourself because you definitely think I'm way more mature.

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[everythingspandex]

I get it.
Sometimes you just... when there's no spot. I guess.

I could find out?

[arachnologist]

Now you're just making things up.

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[arachnologist]

Yeah. That. Exactly that.

I should just check. I keep telling myself I will, but I haven't yet. This was sort of like, if I asked, I had to do it, right?

The hospital would know. We could just call them and ask.

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[everythingspandex]

Right.

We could. I was just gonna... roof. But. That's. Okay.

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[arachnologist]

Roof.

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[everythingspandex]

Like. Climb and look. While up.

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[arachnologist]

You are going to keep your secret identity secret for a total of about two days. Like, less, since your cover's already blown, but I'm just saying.

Um. You could roof. Pretty sure calling is faster. But you could.

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[everythingspandex]

Do people even have secret identities? I thought cause the Robins all yelled at me. For mentioning Batman. I get to keep one. But then like... Nope. Trying.

Right we could just. Call.

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[arachnologist]

All. All? How many Robins are we talking, here?

I'm going to call. Come over?

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[everythingspandex]

I mean canonly there's like five not counting alternate universes and then you'd have to account for different mediums' versions of Robin and
Four or five. I think.

Be right there.

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[arachnologist]

Wow. And I thought you and I had it bad. We're talking different instances here, right? There was more than one boy who went by Robin?

K. Window's open.

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[everythingspandex]

They're all different people who exist in the same world it's just the title they all have different names and stuff. We still have it bad.

K.

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[arachnologist]

Guess we still win the clone lottery. At least for now.

ETA?

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[everythingspandex]

Did other-Gwen still you she was actually a clone-clone too?

[ lightly knocks on window frame. hi. ]