voice;

[hammerhappy]

At first, I feared speaking publicly due to the nature of this device. I am not unfamiliar with Stark phones, even if I have rejected Stark's offers myself. He insisted time and again that the intemperate conditions of my lightning-based power would not destroy the phone, but I have proved that is incorrect here. I destroyed the first that way. And then others from the "click of a button," as they say.

But Loki offered me the Package of Walrus to protect it. It is now doing a suitable job.

I speak to you today to inform you that Loki, no matter how old or how young, is my concern. He is a citizen of Asgard, and while Asgard is not here, those responsibilities remain.

But I do not only wish to speak on heavy matters. I come to recommend that you do not try mead and ice cream in your bathing compartment in your mandated living spaces. It leaves the most foulest of aftertastes. And smells. Aye, I did not think I could ever turn down mead. I have learned otherwise.

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[hammerhappy]

Use Midgardian dried powder that burns the nose to clean it.

[badnewsboy]

My nose may fall off.

[hammerhappy]

Should we hire a service that cleans, then?

[badnewsboy]

Usually such services require coin.

[hammerhappy]

Then we shall ask Carol to lend us coin.

[badnewsboy]

Great! All the better for my nose!

Ask her for a bit extra so we can buy a case of pasta in the shape of the vowel O. It comes in a can, have you seen it? It's fascinating.

[hammerhappy]

I am familiar with its presence in cupboards. Spider-Man enjoyed its novelty.

[badnewsboy]

Have you had it?

[hammerhappy]

Nay. He always ate it all.

[badnewsboy]

Then we'll give him none as punishment for his Other-Self's deeds.

[hammerhappy]

I'd see that as unfair.

[tookthename]

Woah, woah, woah, what's this about me lending you money?

Please tell me you didn't cause major damage to any city structures.

[badnewsboy]

Would you give us more coin, were that the case?

[hammerhappy]

Loki.

[badnewsboy]

Yes ... yes.

[hammerhappy]

Very well.

[tookthename]

No. I would cart your asses down to the police station and let you explain to Chief Beifong what happened.

[badnewsboy]

Then that's definitely not what happened.

[tookthename]

Good, lets keep it that way.

So what's this about mead flavored ice cream?

[badnewsboy]

Erm, well. It was mostly a failed experimental that resulted in partial fermentation in our washing basin.

[hammerhappy]

Only our bathroom.

[tookthename]

Do I want to know what happened?

[hammerhappy]

Loki promised the possibility of mead-flavored ice cream.

[tookthename]

Interesting. I don't know how that destroyed your bathroom, but it could have been worse I guess.

Not sure I have the money to loan you though, big guy. I just made a payment on the base.

[hammerhappy]

Then Loki will learn how to clean.