voice;

[hammerhappy]

At first, I feared speaking publicly due to the nature of this device. I am not unfamiliar with Stark phones, even if I have rejected Stark's offers myself. He insisted time and again that the intemperate conditions of my lightning-based power would not destroy the phone, but I have proved that is incorrect here. I destroyed the first that way. And then others from the "click of a button," as they say.

But Loki offered me the Package of Walrus to protect it. It is now doing a suitable job.

I speak to you today to inform you that Loki, no matter how old or how young, is my concern. He is a citizen of Asgard, and while Asgard is not here, those responsibilities remain.

But I do not only wish to speak on heavy matters. I come to recommend that you do not try mead and ice cream in your bathing compartment in your mandated living spaces. It leaves the most foulest of aftertastes. And smells. Aye, I did not think I could ever turn down mead. I have learned otherwise.

Comments

[swordhappy]

What the Hel possessed you to do that in the bathing room?

private, voice.

[redhourglass]

Is he now?

[ oh ho ho, someone begs to differ. also, she doesn't want to know WHAT you were doing in your bathroom, thor. sounds gross. ]

[hammerhappy]

Loki suggested it.

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[hammerhappy]

Loki is my brother.

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[redhourglass]

And?

He leveled much of New York City and killed thousands.

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[hammerhappy]

You know my alternate self, then.

Which one are you?

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[redhourglass]

I met the kid, too.

[ a small note of hesitation. ]

My name is Natasha Romanova.

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[hammerhappy]

You will do well to understand that the boy is not the same as the man who leveled New York.

[there's a pause.]

I am familiar with my Natasha Romanova. You may better be briefed if you joined us at the headquarters.

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[redhourglass]

So I've learned.

[ sort of. at least, little loki tried to explain. ]

I did go. Once. Or do you want me to head over there now?

[swordhappy]

I do not understand his fondness for putting Midgardian food in strange places. He gave me such a suggestion too.

...But it did not produce a smell.

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[hammerhappy]

Keep it in mind. If you are as young as the others, then you are early in your career.

[He doesn't explain what that means, but the Black Widow was definitely an opponent once upon a time.]

If you would like to understand the circumstances.

[hammerhappy]

I don't believe we expected it to sour so quickly and provide such a thick grime.

[swordhappy]

What did you intend to do with it?

[hammerhappy]

To drink it, of course.

[swordhappy]

Of course.

[In a tone that says shes not sure she entirely understands the thought process here. This is walking the line between really a potentially amusing idea (if juvenile) and really gross, just for the location. Possibly just weird? She's not sure. ]

Perhaps the sink would have been less likely to produce a mess? [She sure as Hel won't be using that bathroom for awhile.] If you must.

[hammerhappy]

The plan was to have an Asgardian feast afterward. We needed quite a bit.

[badnewsboy]

Thor could drink what's in the sink himself. We needed to think much, much bigger. The basin seemed suitable.

[badnewsboy]

A failed experiment.

It was your idea.

[hammerhappy]

Nay.

[badnewsboy]

Hey! You can't put this on me!

I went to bathe myself and now I'm sticky!

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[redhourglass]

[ early in her career indeed. sometimes she felt ancient, compared to stark and banner and the rest. maybe rogers was the only one who knew how she felt .. but they didn't talk about that. ]

I'm on my way, then. I'll meet you there in ten minutes.

[hammerhappy]

Was it not Loki who said it was possible?

[badnewsboy]

No! ...well

Kind of!

It was a good idea at the time!

[badnewsboy]

This isn't fair!

private, voice.

[hammerhappy]

[first:]

You are an Avenger, aye?